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With recent events scurrying up even more rumors of attacks on the US by terrorists.  Well, the F.A.A. (Federal Aviation Administration) has decided to implement some new saftey measures to ensure that our pilots are better protected.  Below is an engineer's rendition of what it is the F.A.A. had in mind.  I think he did everything justice.  What do you think?
Um...two points of interest here.  I especially love the lighted sign to the right of the door, but even more specifically, the last one which reads, "Tackle Lunatic."  That's priceless.  The "Tali-Flush" ejection outlet is a close second!

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