Notes: Dialogue snippet. Inspired by Little Britain’s third TV series opener.

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An evening of pleasure: shallowness

[GILES is standing naked. ANYA is half-undressed and staring at him.]

ANYA: You shape up very well when divested.

GILES: Well, thank you for clearing that up.

ANYA: Oh, I know that huffiness. Quit it. It's good that I find you more than moderately attractive, after all, it increases my desire to draw out this evening of erotic pleasure and mutually satisfactory orgasms that we've finally got around to.

And that's a good thing.

GILES: [His voice much deeper.] Anya.

ANYA: ...? [He approaches her.]

GILES: Shut up.

[PLEASURE ensues.]

FIN



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