sayings

I�m normal. It�s everyone else who�s weird.
If you don�t look where you�re going, you might run into something.
If you can�t see someone then they can�t see you.
Pick on little people, but stay away from people who are bigger than you.
Don�t stand in front of the bathroom door while changing clothes.
The tip of the pen is mightier than the eraser.
If someone tries to pick a fight with you once, ignore him. If he tries a second time laugh and walk away. If he tries a third time, kill him.
Never pick your nose in public.
Never admit defeat even if you�re wrong.
Never argue with a teacher. Even if you�re right, you�re wrong.
Don�t do drugs.
I�m not a pessimist, I�m a realist.
Everything is a dream.
Nothing is real.
Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. (Murphy�s Law)
I may shake hands and say good game, but in the back of my mind there�s little voice saying �I�m better than you are.�
I�m right you�re wrong and there�s nothing you can do about it.
Bite me!
Asking girls out is fine. Asking guys out is not.
Resistance is futile.
I don�t play to win. I play to utterly destroy.
If you turn in circles continually people will think there�s something wrong with you.
Other people�s arms or legs do NOT taste like chicken. Neither do you.
Look at all the pretty stars!
Hardcover books are not edible.
I like cats. They taste like chicken.
Fish, visitors, and school stink after three days.
If I were you I wouldn�t just kill myself, I�d use an A bomb so there would be nothing left.
You don�t have to like me. I think that�s only fair because I hate you.
Running around screaming Beavis and Butt-Head love songs at the top of your lungs is not a good way to pick up chicks.
If somebody hits you deck him. If somebody bites you bite him back. If some body starts humping nearby inanimate objects run away as fast as you can.
Polly want a cracker???
Lizard is not a romance language.
Whenever you feel angry, take it out on a sixth grader.
It�s all about the Pentiums baby.
It wasn�t me!
Bite into a Slim Jim when you feel depressed.
Punching a cactus is not a good way to vent your anger.(this I learned from personal experience)
But I don�t want to go to school today mommy, I want to stay home and bake cookies with you.
Love and lust are but opposite sides of the same coin
GO TIMMY GO!!!
Why is everyone yelling at me?
I know nothing.
The best things in life are free.
No matter what you may think, making out with a TV screen is not normal.
Remember, even a pen can draw blood.
Duh?!?!!
Love, Luck, and Lollipops
That�s all for now folks. Goodbye!

Compliments of Silvermist