You_know_your_from_wimberley

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM WIMBERLEY IF...

1. You've eaten at all of the following restaurants:
Burger King, Dairy
Queen and Brookshire Bros.

2. The local paper covers national and international
headlines on one
page but requires 6 pages for sports.

3. Your school classes have been canceled because of
"the cold."

4. Your school classes have been canceled because of
"the heat."

5. You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.

6. You measure distance in minutes. (Is there any
other way)?

7. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
pass a tractor on
    the highway.

8. "Vacation" means going to the beach or to the
mountains.

9. You've seen all the biggest bands at the county
fair ten years after
    they were popular.

10. You know several people who have hit a deer.

11. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in
the same day.

12. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks

13. You've seen people wear bib overalls to a funeral.

14. You've seen a car running in the parking lot at
the store with no
     one in it no matter what time of the year.

15. You've used "fix" as an adverb. Example: "I'm
fixing to go to the
     store."

16. You install security lights on your house and
garage and leave both
     unlocked.

17. You think of the major four food groups as BBQ,
sweet tea, biscuits,
     and Jello with marshmallows.

18. You carry jumper cables in your car.

19. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting"
are (and have
     probably taken part in one or both activities).

20. You think that a Coke is a "Coke," not a "soda,"
and for goodness
       sake, never "pop"..