| "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." "Just remember... Jesus Loves You - Everyone else thinks you're a jerk!" "The holidays are a great time to be with family. Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard!" "I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys." "We have been friends for a very long time, let's say we call it quits." |
| "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." "If you ever need a friend, buy a dog." "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?" "If you didn't have any money, I'd still love you. And miss you very much." |
"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday -- so we're having you put to sleep." "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" |
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