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    > > > >    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN: > >    1. His first
name was Jesus. > >    2. He was bilingual. > >    3. He was always
being harassed by the authorities. > > > > > >    But then there were
equally good arguments > > that....... > > > >    JESUS WAS BLACK > >
1. He called everybody "brother". > >    2. He liked Gospel. > >
3. He couldn't get a fair trial. > > > >    But then there were equally
good arguments > > that....... > > > >    JESUS WAS JEWISH > >    1.
He went into His Father's business. > >    2. He lived at home until he
was 33. > >    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his > >
Mother was sure he > > was > > God. > > > >    But then there were
equally good arguments > > that....... > > > >    JESUS WAS ITALIAN >
>    1. He talked with his hands. > >    2. He had wine with every meal.
> >    3. He used olive oil. > > > >    But then there were equally
good arguments > > that....... > > > >    JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN > >
1. He never cut his hair. > >    2. He walked around barefoot. > >
3. He started a new religion. > > > >    But then there were equally
good arguments > > that....... > > > >    JESUS WAS IRISH > >    1. He
never got married. > >    2. He was always telling stories. > >    3. He
loved green pastures. > > > >    But perhaps the most compelling
evidence ......... > > > >    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN > >
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when > > there was no >
> food. > >    2. He kept trying to get the message across to a > >
bunch of men who > > JUST > > DIDN'T GET IT. > >    3. Even when He was
dead, He had to get up because > > there was more > > work > > for him
to do. > >