| In my complete boredom I have compiled this list of ways to >>know >>you've been hanging out with me way to much. Any way if your bored >>read it, >>if not read, read it any way because if you don't, I'll know. >> >>1. You think that lactose intolerant Cheez-its are a way cool idea. >>2. You've met Bouncy. >>3. You commiserate with my list of 'people who screwed me up.' >>4. You claim to boycott Michael Crichton but read every thing he >>writes any >>way. >>5. You spell philosophical with an f. >>6. You often forget how to spell Jesus. >>7. You claim that tipping is a city in China and that you have a >>weekend >>house up there. >>8. You know what 'Smokey cheez-its' really are. >>9. You've meet fat al the Japanese porn star. >>10. You've learned to toon me out at the mere mention of sheep. >>11. You can tell a distinct difference between a bip and a bop. >>12. You're and adamant fan of P.C.LEE. >>13. You know that while I may be ugly I am not short! >>14. You've been to the place with the rock. >>15. You boycott the 'sinking boat' movie and 'pretty boy who shall >>not be >>named.' >>16. Despite what you tell every one you still like 'Dragon Ball >>Fruitcake.' >>17. You are a firm believer that Jewel and Drowning Pool fit nicely >>in one >>C.D. collection. >>18. You have thirty CDs but only listen to one. >>19. You lost all your other CDs. >>20. You know that shortness is a virtue. >> >>O.k. well, if you reading this you somehow put up with the previous >>20. For >>that I salute you. (If you didn't get one don't worry it's probably >>a good >>thing.) >>You're Loving tormentor, >> Christian |