2) "I'm going to tell you something...Racism is kind of stupid"
3) "This is not me making this up"
4) "Close the door, other people are not paying for this"
5) "When I was a boy, we watched TV by candlelight"
6) "When TV shows went from 15 to 30 minutes, it had to be sexy... Civil Rights took effect"
7) "Finger Plan... Funny name, not a funny plan"
8) "Diversity is just a way to entertain the white kids"
9) "If you had to go to court to prove you were sane, you would all be in trouble because you all have some issues"
10) "I want you to be sympathetic, so I should probably change my tone at this point"
11) "If women wanted to take over the world at any time, they could. But don't tell them"
12) "I'm not making this up"
13) "The Bible is a pretty good book with many true and interesting things in it"
14) "In the army if your gas mask does not fit over the Yamaka then you can't wear the Yamaka"
15) "What should someone say after they write the words 'this suffices'? They should say 'I am done now...Why? Because they have sufficed."
16) "Now that we have entered the realm of abortion, all raising of hands will be hypothetical"
17) "If you are mad at me about your grade, you can express your indignation to me...briefly"
18) "At the age of two your dog is smarter than your baby"
19) "Tumors are out to get you. Having a fetus is not supposed to be a bad thing"
20) "The tall girl from the Waltons who had breast implants now has Lupus. It's a tragedy"
21) "Would we really want a horde of really dumb, pro-choice Mormons running around?"
22) "Members of the new race a re yet to be born, but we are all toast"
23) "Roe v. Wade is an embarrasment of wierdness"
24) "Justice O'Connor is smarter than Homer Simpson though..."
25 "Mormons are all about contemporary revelations. And they have revelations all the time"
26) "Apparently God is only speaking to businessmen in Utah now"
27) "I now have no idea where we are or why we are there"
28) "I don't want a showing of hands, I want a soul searching moment"
29) "Lots of statements about the Supreme Court start with ...'Kennedy was dumb enough'..."
30) "The Constitution does not require that cowboy guy hang out with gay guy"