2) "There is an obvious barrier between me and the front of the class"
3) "Supreme Court Justices don't have any hobbies"
4) "We are all different, but we can all have a big tent party"
5) "The sewer system doesn't cause people to kill"
6) "I want you all to nod and we will move on"
7) "I don't need subtle. I need vigorous nods"
8) "Before, we were a good beer drinking nation. Now we are not"
9) "If you go into church you could probably start a game of basketball...but it would be difficult"
10) "This is not a handout. It is a 'paper distribution'"
11) "In the 1980's there was an outbreak of social harmony"
12) "Clarence Thomas goes to NASCAR. He is the whitest of the Supreme Court Justices"
13) "We didn't know we had a beef with Cambodia, but secretly they were irritating our administration"
14) "Most of the good stories about L.B.J. require an element of nudity"
15) "The Constitution is an elaborate recipe for chicken noodle soup"
16) "The Constitution is a tree... ok...it is a house"
17) "Dr. Lawler wants to do away with all of the even numbered amendments"
18) "How should we do this?...well I guess we just keep on going"
19) "If the walls in the hallway moved in and out constantly, I would stay in my office even more than I already do"
20) "I'm 90 years old so driving 65 miles per hour is very scary to me"
21) "Some of you may be pro-Bubonic Plague...I just don't know"
22) "Pretend your enthusiastic"
23) "Virgin Sacrifices...Even if God wants that, we just can't do it"
24) "8 people die out of a million...Yea that is good enough. Lets go with it"
25) "You really think Congress is educated enough to know what clean air is? They don't have a clue!"
26) "This is fun by political science standards"
27) "Lawyers only technically qualify as people"
28) "'Law' starts with an 'L.' I'm sorry...I panicked"
29) "Getting thrown into jail could ruin your day"
30) "Supreme Cout Justices are just sweet old men...many of them with fake teeth"
31) "Teddy Roosevelt liked to stand in front of a mirror and flex his muscles and squawk like a monkey"
32) "Oliver North was a criminal back in the exciting days"
33) "Creditors don't want cheese or beaver-pelt hats...they want money"
34) "Your papers look like the Beatle's Yellow Submarine right now...I'm hallucinating actually"
35) "I'm going to call on Caleb because I told him I would and I want you to know that I am a promise keeper"
36) "Somebody read that for me...and by somebody I mean Tom"
37) "If you don't get rewarded in this class, you get rewarded in heaven"
38) "The real problem is this guy right here...NIXON!"
39) "There are several points that you can draw from this, but they don't really have anything to do with what we are talking about"
40) "I'm going to let you have a discussion while I sit here and wait"
41) "If you could read my mind I would hospitalized so quickly"
42) "I promise I will keep all of my naughty comments to myself"
43) "If I hallucinate more than usual today, just pay no attention"
44) "If I fall out of my chair, don't bother to retrieve me. Just leave me. That would save some embarrassment"
45) "I don't even know if this is funny...so why am I smirking?"
46) "I wish I had not said that... you know like, go back 30 seconds in time"
47) "It was quite icky. That is the technical term"
48) "Somebody read this, I am going to be sick"
49) "If you hang out with Timothy McVeigh, you are a citizen. If you hang out with Muhammed McVeigh, you are not"
50) "Oh another test where I taught someone nothing. It hurts my soul grading tests"