Here is the continuation of the ridiculous, and therfore very funny, quotes from Dr. Bailey's American Politcal Development Class
38) "Next time we will look at how America has gone to Hell."
39) "Back in the old days if you were poor you starved to death. Now if you are poor you get fat."
40) "I believe all of you were raised to be caring and sensitive...except Johnny."
41) "My dad looks back on the days when people ate shoes as 'the good times'."
42) "Are we on top of the world and immortal when we are high on cocaine? No, most likely we are in a crack house."
43) "Jesus may have been the son of God, but He was not well adjusted."
44) "Bush wants for all people to be free. I am pro-freedom. I am pro-people. I hope it works out for him."
45) "We love Jesus, but we hate his friends."
46) "I don't want to say that children are dumb, but thier brains are very tiny."
47) "If you want to hear rap music really loud you should go to the suburbs."
48) "I have frightened you from stating the obvious."
49) "If you have a majority faction, Shows over!"
50) "In the future, men will be given ovaries, if they are not banned altogether."
51) "There are numerous obsticles in our way. I don't know if there will be much learning today."
52) "I have bad news and it is three-fold. 1: I can't find my syllabus; 2: I can't find my pointer pen; 3: I can't find the article that you were supposed to read. I am really close to cancelling class.
53) "I want to give you a handout in chronological order starting with the fall of man."
54) "I'm not saying that it is always good to be nice. I am not very pro-nice."
55) "We may have gone to Hell, but if we have I want you to tell me how. Because if we are there it is not as bad as I thought."
56) "The idea of the electoral college is designed to confuse people into submission so that they don't vote."
57) "Children today know thier rights. They come out of the womb quoting Jefferson."
58) "Where Jesus was our King before, he is our friend now...well He is both really."
59) "We are conversing. This is not a smackdown."