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Professor Primeau
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Professor Primeau's Asiasarum Root Suppositories
My Dear Fellow Pluckers,
It is my great pleasure to introduce to you a revolutionary product that will help you grow back your hair even faster.
Stick Something Fun Between Your Buns
Professor Primeau's Asiasarum Root Suppositories are made of hydrogenated snake oil and standardized Asiasari radix extract. They dissolve in the rectum and are absorbed into the bloodstream.
Instructions
- Firmly push the suppository far enough into your rectum so that it does not slip out.
- Sit or lie still for a few minutes.
Professor Primeau's
Asiasarum Root Suppositories
Only $39.99 (30-day supply)
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