My name is Dr. Ernest Primeau and I am a Professor of Dermatology.

I have lectured on hair loss in about fifty-seven countries and published many articles in scientific peer-reviewed journals.

I have discovered the cure for Androgenetic Alopecia (AGA), also known as Male Pattern Baldness (MPB). My discovery was first published in The Hair Loss Solution. In my latest book, The Smooth Leg Connection, you will learn how you can stop hair loss and regrow your hair. Some "people" claim that my method does not work. These "people" are actually Farrel posting under different names. As the honest and intelligent readers can see, I have a full head of hair in the picture on the left.

I am obsessed with Farrel. My Farrel is not the Farrel of flesh and blood. My Farrel was born in some mysterious way in the laboratory of my mind.

My universe revolves around Him. I love Him. He has become my God.

I worship Thee,
O Most Holy Farrel.