the fair ::sam runs to bathroom crying at the fair. meg, char, and athena follow closely behind:: meg: sam, what's wrong? sam: ::glaring:: adam. meg: what, did he hit you? "I can't beleive we're having this talk on the Zipper.." halloween 2000... ~"meg that's way too much glitter." "i'm going as YOU" ~"omg he's a STRIPPER! HE'S NOT WEARING A SHIRT!" ~"shit, uh, blake, i think i broke your vacum.." ~"hey, that's my parents!" ~"and they were making out and stuff and he was like 'i love you sam' and.." *smack* "sarah shut up!" aDvEnTuReS iN bAbYsItTiNg -"sam, get the god damn dog!" "i'm trying!" -"i love you." "you really want those socks, don't you" -heartbreak convos -"omg. that was jason moyer-lee. meg, i'm gonna kill you" -mary wood.... *shudder* -"sam, how do you get pee out of the carpet?" -italians CHORUS... - "twas briling and the slithy toves.." sam & ree <on floor>: i hate my life. - gestures.. - CONCERTS. - emmy and her ghetto booty - "how much fun can YOU have on a bus? give me some lotion and you'll find out!" - critches & crorts - "i miss scott" "i miss dave" "i miss zane" "i miss my cat" - "sam... is it supposed to be that color?" - "it's... like a sneeze, really" - "the sad part is, i dated that guy." - running through quincy market - buying thongs - 525,600 minutes... - that scary first time.. the honorary village of short, kinky people binty- our mighty leader mags- the village idiot anna- the village pixie andrea- the village "blonde" em- the village cheerleader smay- the village heartbreaker the *gooberettes* crista- the rawk star ree- the ghetto supa-star athenie- the bad ass sex-crazed fairie char- the sweet heart meg- the glam front girl smay- the *superstar* anna- the cutie mags- the insanity *gym class* - see the bun. like the bun. be the bun - softball alliances - changing in the dark - "wow, that was a tight ass" - SKIPPER - "who threw that golf club?" - "sam, just imagine his head is the ball" "holy shit that went far" - raquet ball... *duck* - hitting bobby - "sam, that is so worth a sat. detention" - locker room talks - the zack disilvestro fan club - volley ball "we suck! yeah!" - capture the flag - running through the sprinklers "sam, you idiot" -everyone at least once athenie's party.. - "meg, they're drunk. get over here QUICK." - "i'm not gay. but i'm not NOT gay either" - matt lorellos climbing up the side of the barn.. - "sam you're ignoring him" "fuck off!" - trampoline wars - "what's this condom doing here?" "uhh.." - throwing roy's hat into the garden - "i just got drop kick murphied into a tree. wanna ask any more questions?" char's sleepover -walking to j. bros in the dark after an ice storm, and then finding out we have no money <thanx, char!> -*giggle* -getting ditched and talkin to shane... *shudder* - "i was a BET?!" - "sam stop bitching him out i really wanna go to this dance!" the best quotes ever: "sam, he won't dump me for anyone else, no matter how great her hair is!" -rhea kappa on dave "it could be worse, you could have no arms." -jesse lyons "oh my fucking god he's being NICE!?!?!?" -me at the boy singers concert in jan. "You are too hot." -my shakespeare performance in perkin's class.. "why is it plural?" "un, deux!" -mrs ryder explaining the butt concept to me in french "omg, andrea, JUST PICK A FUCKING TOPIC BEFORE HE STEALS MATT'S HACKY SACK" -curry's frosh worlhist jepordy games <you really don't want to know> "curry grow a mullet foundation!" -janna hawkins the perverted world of crista - "the glitter was SO your fault!!" - group relationship discussions - BLAKE... dun dun dunnnn - how you HATED me.. what's with everyone hating me before they like me!? - goobers, charlie's angels.. the good old days with mag pies... toiletmonsters.whippedcream&condoms.stalkers. phishphoodicecream.sleepovers.samster.smoo.a dam.slitch.runningthruthesnow. adventures in skipping.. ~ "you look." "no you" "no you" "hell no, i'm not getting caught!" ~ "smay that's my ass!" ~ "oh shit fordam's coming!" ~ "sam you're paranoid" ~ "athenie you can't skip if my parents are gonna see you!" ~ the mallllllllll ~ high forest animals ~ WE'RE GONNA DIE ~ "thenie, he's high" "buckle up" "there are no safety belts!" ~ "let's go back there, smee!" "no em i have BAD memories in those woods!" ~ "what are you doing in second lunch?" ~"shit my back pack is in that room!" the famed athena jokes -"i said NO!" "i said YES!" "sam it's a song, you can't change the words!" "watch me!" -it's the abyss... -"samy i lost my shoe!" <thenie, i bet that sock is still in the parking lot...> -"sam don't touch that." *touch touch touch* -"athenie... does that mean i'm the queen of literally, FUCKING everything... or just everything with fucking inbetween?" "sam, shut up." |
| memories. |
| freshman year |
| sophmore year |
| *september* -september 11, 2001 -smooth criminals :) -"athena you're going to help me with this.. you know i'm not good at it.." -drivers ed.. diet coke, mcdonalds, falmouth girls... -brownies at meg's = test to see who has the sexiest lick and a blow job demonstation involving bananas.. -can we say portland? -the fair '01: rhea + ben + sam= good times. "sam your boobs have grown!" "moo." -"he doesn't want to do anything cuz he's afraid he'll fool around with me. and HE ACTS LIKE IT'S A BAD THING IF HE DOES" -vroom vroom.. -slaying joan of arc *october* -tom.. hahaha athena -"i hate you" "i hate you more" -silence of the lambs -"my futon! my poor poor futon!" "what are you talking about i'm drenched in pepsi!" - harvast ball.. "aww look at all the couples.. and sam." corsage? "do i LOOK like i'm about to go to the harvast ball?!" -the halloween from hell... *november* -"you complicate my life" three times in one week - "IM me IM me IM me" "meg you can't will someone to IM you" "yes i can watch me!" -paintball -hoyts, god so many memories.. - opening night - "you're at diana's?! FOR GOD SAKES VIDEO TAPE IT!" - harry potter and walking out - "that was my ass!" "i know!" -being in a car with gavett jd and ben (i was scarred) - "give me an L.." - "ohhh i get it sam.. wait what is it?" *december* -"psh." "in the ass!" -"you know he's going to kill us." -"no thanks i'd rather not get SHOT" -how many cheerleaders does it take to get the mats together? -penguins & leather couches - hard brie - "you say vodka, i say yay!" - "i'm just calling to say fuck you." - "wes, we're getting schooled by SAM in MARIO KART" - "so chris likes it rough, eh?" - WEEZER!! - gaurding my cat - "morgan when we said alchohal we didn't mean BAGUETTE" - sketchy pictures - good times in the hot tub :) ice cubes, anyone? *pop* - "don't take pictures!" "you posed!" "FLICKING YOU OFF IS NOT POSING!" - "save the noodles man!" - the best christmas eve ever - "sam it's your fault we're here." "shut up and eat your gummy worms" - "I AM NOT A BAD GIRLFRIEND! okay maybe i just suck at the whole relationship thing but STILL" - "do i get a hug?" "maybe" - "tell me when she turns 18" - "he's not coming. he's going to see lord of the rings. i'm going to kill him." - "well unless you want to see a movie.." "now that was just bitter" - hard brie - new years eve... "i think this would make a good 'i was drunk' story" "wes you're not drunk" *january* - *opens door and sam comes toppling out* "oh yeah THIS LOOKS GOOD!" "i didn't do it!" - on the parents' bed... - "you wasted chex mix over him?" - "so i heard you cheated on chris" "thanks curry" - "does anyone know anybody who is in an abusive relationship?" "sam's boyfriend is!" "jules shush!" - the only thing he can concentrate on is a video game.. - boxes of cheerios - portland - mint chocolate chip ice cream at the mall - ass slapping wars "we should start charging!" - beating up ben |