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| CaNtanTe 2 4 6: but um yeah CaNtanTe 2 4 6: we were doing the humpty hump with (some) clothes on CaNtanTe 2 4 6: basicALLY CaNtanTe 2 4 6: and louie comes in CaNtanTe 2 4 6: i literally froze CaNtanTe 2 4 6: i was like no way is this happening CaNtanTe 2 4 6: and louie goes, "i saw this in maxim. it's called crouching tiger hidden penis" CaNtanTe 2 4 6: and sat next to us and started watching tv. -poor, poor ree... |
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| this stuff makes me laugh so hard cuz my friends are idiots. but i wuv them still :) |
| stArletTe4352: NO I'M NOT DOING PORN CatchGuy22: fuck. JesterGoblin: damn LieutenantNeo: shit stArletTe4352: *bangs head on desk* -summer chat room convos on chebeague. don't ask |
| stArletTe4352: you're strange JesterGoblin: like you aren't? -jesse's one of my better friends. |
| stArletTe4352: i think i just had an idea. i did it for dmb: SAM THINK ABOUT THIS FIRST -crista giving me her awesome advice |
| sexycheerldr23: sam, i think i understand now why you're so dumb. . . . stArletTe4352: thanks em sexycheerldr23: anytime sexycheerldr23: whenever you feel like you need to be called an idiot, i'll be here -emmy gives me strength |
| summernites2219: you are very lucky to have me. especially since you are a very very bad person who doesnt deserve friends in life -meg keeping my spirits high |
| stArletTe4352: athenie i told you all to shoot me if something happened stArletTe4352: and something HAS happened.. dArKf A i Ry xXx: i tried stArletTe4352: WHY AM I STILL ALIVE? dArKf A i Ry xXx: remember? dArKf A i Ry xXx: i missed -she missed, damn it! |
| JesterGoblin: Not a long time ago, or in a galaxy far away, sammy had a bad day. She was depressed for some reason, quite possibly an act of treason. For all we knew she had been hit by a car or knocked out by hitting a bar. The next thing we knew she was in a tub, with bubbles all blue So i thought to myself what would make this young girl happy preferably without giving me a slappy so i came up with this little song for it was much cheaper than a bong.... and here it is....... JesterGoblin: HER NAME IS SAMMY! NO ITS NOT WHAMMY! SHAMMY IS HER NAME! BADADADADA! BOING! -jesse cherring me up on a bad day :) i think this poem went into my planner |
| sn0wAngeL05: mine are like ghetto :-) sn0wAngeL05: yours are like smay ish -anna on my buddy list catagories |
| stArletTe4352: good boy CatchGuy22: *pants* |
| enquest: shredded into tiny itsbitsy pieces enquest: heh heh heh he enquest: heh enquest: heh enquest: *sniff* yea -it's elliot.. needs no explanation.. |
| SilentAgony293: i wanna be a slutty girl scout SilentAgony293: i'll be like want some... SilentAgony239: cookies? ;-) -she goes door to door |
| stArletTe4352: *kick* lvermaniac: *grab balls*quiver*collapse to knees* lvermaniac: *cry* |
| IceChic224: i wuv ooo Sammammmmamamamamntha! |
| lvermaniac: I hate you stArletTe4352: i hate you more. |
| BeAtriZ182: how about a spork? BeAtriZ182: all of the benefits of a spoon, plus prongs! -rhea on my revenge plans |
| dRaGoNgRrL86: i worry that one day, she will NOT get stabbed |
| RainbowSk8Chic: ice cream, the anti-depresant |
| RainbowSk8Chic: sam, there is going to be an orgy in your shower before you realize it -jess is my bitch :) |
| LiiMpBiizChiiC: i am woman hear me roar |
| lvermaniac: actually today I realized I have a bump on my shin and it hurts, and its prob from you -muahahahaha |
| CatchGuy22: like that guy in the bunny suit? you know? god, I love that guy. |
| dRaGoNgRrL86: oh man. you and i should be conjoined at the hip -i wuv diana |
| lvermaniac: cuz ur whining and I have to shoot you stArletTe4352: lol you won't shoot me stArletTe4352: you um.. need me. yeah. there we go lvermaniac: HAHAHA lvermaniac: *sniff* that was good thanx lvermaniac: I needed that -he regards me as entertainment. i feel loved. |
| SilentAgony293: are we in dumb phaze? |
| summernites2219: and hes still alive. my dance to make him choke failed. summernites2219: this is very dissapointing. -i love this girl |
| JesterGoblin: PLAY THE KAZOO! JesterGoblin: *plays like there's no tomorrow* |
| LiiMpBiizChiiC: you suck LiiMpBiizChiiC signed off at 7:24:24 PM. |
| stArletTe4352: psh LiiMpBiizChiiC: oh psh yourself in the ass |
| sexycheerldr23: you know when you're getting raped, you should always yell "fire!" bc people won't look if you scream rape Auto response from stArletTe4352: getting raped by meh. leave one stArletTe4352: thank you emmy... -how to be rescued from the horrible meh fairy |
| DaylightFading9: "all's fair in love and war...." DaylightFading9: ".....and at times they are the same thing." -one of matti's many wise quotes |
| lvermaniac: lo siento stArletTe4352: SPEAK ENGLISH lvermaniac: no lvermaniac: te amo stArletTe4352: what the hell does that mean? -i'm good |
| stArletTe4352: whenever you feel like you need to be called an idiot.. i'll be here. lvermaniac: u have no idea how much that means to me sam lvermaniac: *sniff* -the sad part is i still am. |
| lvermaniac: "oookaaay, now eaasse in......thats good.....*SMASH* o shit backup *SMASH* o fuck 'MY BAD SORRY' ok now lets just *BAM* of fuckin......*on and on for 20 min*" -adam on my parking skills. |
| dArKf A i Ry xXx: you're like that fungus that grows on trees |
| Auto response from stArletTe4352: at diana's, bbl enquest: FOR GOD SAKES VIDEO TAPE IT |
| JesterGoblin: note to self: dont take the pills marked "magical" in wells's room |
| SilentAgony293: crackfuck |
| summernites2219: and i got all mad, and he was going to surprise me with dinner. summernites2219: this is just peachy. summernites2219: AND i have no eyebrows. summernites2219: i hate my life. -i can relate. especially to the eyebrows part. |
| lvermaniac: feels good lvermaniac: like masturbation |
| bE a t Ri z 1 82: go get laid bE a t Ri z 1 82: you have my permission bE a t Ri z 1 82: just, stop bE a t Ri z 1 82: stop now bE a t Ri z 1 82: and go get some bE a t Ri z 1 82: its for your own good sam bE a t Ri z 1 82: no, the good of HUMANITY -ree kept me company while i was under house arrest |
| Lambeco99: Sicko. stArletTe4352: you love it Lambeco99: Shhhhhhhhh... |
| bE a t Ri z 1 82: foursome much? bE a t Ri z 1 82: eh screw dave bE a t Ri z 1 82: threesome much? bE a t Ri z 1 82: eh screw you bE a t Ri z 1 82: me and black guy much? -psh. MY college black guy! |
| stArletTe4352: issues LiiMpBiizChiiC: you called? |
| stArletTe4352: rhea says i need to get laid Lambeco99: *Raises his hand* |
| stArletTe4352: grr baby very grr stArletTe4352: sorry.. bE a t Ri z 1 82: sam...you've been in the house way to long -hey like i said, house arrest buddy. |
| laStdAncE62: sam + litlle kids= S.W.A.T team in maine -why i never babysit anymore |
| stArletTe4352: plus i have a feeling he's just trying to get into my pants LiiMpBiizChiiC: yeah isnt it always like that? |
| CatchGuy22: are you really dancing around your room? stArletTe4352: i WAS CatchGuy22: I'm definitely gonna get a camera installed, then -jesse's already got them i think.. |
| bE a t Ri z 1 82: hey, a little dominating here and there never hurt anyone! -rhea on her weekend w/dave |
| LiiMpBiizChiiC: why is it that anna can write about hot sex in a car, but she cant say the word... bra? |
| stArletTe4352: looks like you're going to have some fun next week. A5cArdstUd: o she can get wilder than that -dave on his weekend w/rhea |
| LiiMpBiizChiiC: you frighten me |
| LiiMpBiizChiiC: sam adicted to boys, torture, screwing around, ice cream.. and now sleeping pills! |
| JesterGoblin: Poor, pathetic Cookie Monster. At one time, he was at the top of his game, hanging out with pros like Kermit and Big Bird. But suddenly and without warning, scandal broke loose. Cookie Monster doesn't eat those cookies� he just breaks them and tosses them all over the floor! Doesn't he know children in the streets of Zanzibar are starving? For shame! -and i thought i had issues |
| JesterGoblin: what do you think about people having sex on tv? JesterGoblin: i hate it JesterGoblin: i keep falling off the tv -he got a bigger tv for it.. |
| summernites2219: damnit samnit. |
| ODE TO SAM by meg Thou still unravish'd bride of nachoes, Thou foster-child of honesty and intelligence, crazy cats, who canst thus express A funny tale more chick than our rhyme: What crazy legend haunts about thy magic eight ball Of intelligence or honesty, or of both, In the mall or the movies? What men or gods are these? What maidens loth? What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape? whats your fantasy?? What wild appreciation ? Shall I compare thee to french homework? Thou art more dumbass and more screw up. Rough winds do shake the intelligence of certainly not a dork, And french homework 's lease hath all too short a do em up!. Sometime too antagonistic the eye of adam shines, And often is its experianced dimmed; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed; But thy eternal experianced shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st, Nor shall adam brag thou wand'rest in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st. So long as cat can ggrrrrr. or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. |
| summernites2219: in it, the girl gets dumped, so she concludes that much like the mating style of male cows, (male cows refuse to mate with the same female cow more than once) thats what human men are. their girlfriend becomes the "old cow" that the male cow refuses to touch. they need a "new cow". and thats why men cant commit. she also says that less than 5 percent of the male species on earth can stay with one thing to mate with |
| stArletTe4352: THE GUY I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH FOR A YEAR IN A HALF IS GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND I AM ABOUT THIS CLOSE FROM BLOWING UP summernites2219: I JUST GAVE SOME GUY IM NOT EVEN GOING OUT WITH A HANDJOB AND I AM ABOUT THIS CLOSE TO PUKING -meg and i are really good at screwing ourselves over |
| lvermaniac: thats um, different stArletTe4352: different = really fucked up lvermaniac: different = really fucked up with redwoods and her head up her ass -makes me wonder what he says about ME.. |
| JesterGoblin: excuse me......... JesterGoblin: UNWANTED SEXUAL ADVANCE! JesterGoblin: by unwanted, i mean you can come over JesterGoblin: and by sexual advance i mean so i can hit you with a car -he's so mean to me |
| lvermaniac: sam+technology(a.k.a.anything involved thinking)=NO -after i uninstalled microsoft word on my comp. twice. |
| sexycheerldr23: don't worry Auto response from stArletTe4352: feeling like poo. go away.. unless you wanna cheer me up sexycheerldr23: be happy sexycheerldr23: don't worry be happy now sexycheerldr23: wooo hooooo hoooooo sexycheerldr23: i love you sammy oh yes i do sexycheerldr23: dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah sexycheerldr23: oh sammy i love you!!! sexycheerldr23: (I forget the words:-() sexycheerldr23: don't be sad sexycheerldr23: i love you -i wuv oo too emmy |
| dRaGoNgRrL86: i wanna have kids and fuck them up royally: "oh go ahead, have some more weed, kids. look, mommy can do it!" -i wanna be just like diana |
| LiiMpBiizChiiC: i think my little conscious man ran over into your head |
| SilentAgony293: did you take any "pills?" stArletTe4352: ...damn SilentAgony293: answer... stArletTe4352: i don't remember :-[ SilentAgony293: saaammyyy!!!!! -i didn't i swear! |
| meg's tale of the distant icy planet... once upon a time, there were 2 princesses named meg and sam. now, these girls were incredibly hott, with sparkling personalities. Now, due to those qualities, the various boys around the land were dying to go out with them. But, the girls couldnt have all of the guys, because this isnt africa where people can have multiple spouses, and so they chose the two cutest princes in the lands. Little did they know, that not only were the princes cute and charming, they were greedy with cruel intentions. they wanted the girls' empire all to themselves. so, they set out to seduce the girls, and then leave them so heartbroken that the girls spent the rest of their lives crying in their room, and were too sad and heartbroken to run the empire. Which would leave... the princes in charge! mua hahahaha. anyway, so, the princes got the girls all happy and walking on air, and then told them that their lives were too complicated, and their heads were too screwed up to be with them. Well, little did they know, that the princesses werent heartbroken, and sad. They were PISSED. And, unfortunetly for the guys, the princesses inner evil beings came out. They got into a space ship, and were touring around the solar system, and found a distant planet, with big black spikes, and chamberpots, and NO GIRLS there. So, the princesses concluded that this would be the ULTIMATE place to send those pathetic little germs we call boys. So, the princesses put their empire on the market, and invested in black and red leather body suits. (think the one that britney wore in "oops, I did it again.") and put on lots and lots of eye makeup, (for the evil, yet still hott, looking effect.) and they bought this distant icy planet. Then, came phase three of their plan. They told the guys that there was beer and playboys in the space ship, and when the boys went in, the girls slammed the door, and locked them in. then they drove them to the distant icy planet, and pressed the little "eject" button. The boys went flying through space, and onto the planet, with no way of transportation back to earth. The girls got out their whips, and laughed as they watched the boys beg and plead. And then, they blasted "I will survive" over the speakers located all over the planet, and flew back to earth. The boys, left on the planet, with nothing but chamberpots, (the girls thought that toilets were too good for the boys,) and the coldness, and there were no girls, so the boys were forced to become gay. Now, the girls got back to earth, and thought, "heck, why stop at those boys? Why not get rid of them ALL!??" But them Meg and Sam got thinking that they had to keep SOME boys on earth, because they didn't want to become forced to be lesbiens either. SO, they put cameras all over the planet, and waited for guys to do something disrespectful to their girlfriends, and then in the middle of the night, the girls took them out of their beds and whisked them away to the planet, where they LEFT them. So, the girls took it into their own hands to separate all the good, sweet guys from the skum of the universe. And if you are a skum guy, you had better be careful, because in the middle of the night, the girls will come for you, in their black and red body suits, and hott makeup, and whisk you away to a life of horrible torture. the end. |
| the fairy tale i wrote laura... stArletTe4352: once upon a time in a land far far away (okay, cumberland) there were two beautiful queens named queen sam and queen laura stArletTe4352: they ruled over cumberland with exceptional elegance and intelligence, and everyone loved the queens cuz they were so just and nice. and cuz they were hot. stArletTe4352: but one day the perfect balence in cumberland was upset by an evil tyrant coming into the town.. and his name was mr curry. stArletTe4352: mr curry burdened our queens with horrible essays to write every night and stupid essay questions that no one cares about anyway stArletTe4352: because laura and sam continuously outsmarted curry with their brilliant essay writing skills, curry was frustrated and kidnapped our girls, locking them in his horrible portable room to write essays about european history for all eternity. stArletTe4352: the girls were depending on their only hope- their brave kings who ruled cumberland with them (well not really since women are better than men anyway ;-)) adam and dev dev. stArletTe4352: adam and dev came to their rescue- but the evil curry had plans for our brave protagonists stArletTe4352: he was going to make them play... *gasp* jepordy, just like he does to his frosh worlhist class, complete with curry dancing if you take to long to get an answer. stArletTe4352: but the deal was.. adam and dev had to play against each OTHER, and only one girl could be saved. stArletTe4352: so adam and dev devised a plan stArletTe4352: since dev was considerable older, and probly a lot smarter than adam when it comes to history, they would let dev play the game while adam rescued both girls stArletTe4352: so adam burst into the horrible portable where curry had locked sam and laura, where they were currently writing essays on the french revolution (*zzz*) and wisked sam away and lead laura to her beloved dev dev. stArletTe4352: they also made sure to blow up the portable which curry stayed in, so he could no longer torture poor freshmen and sophmores with his class. stArletTe4352: and they all lived happily ever after, dev staying in cumberland and not returning to college so he could stay with laura :-) stArletTe4352: the end. LeadBy50Stars: hehe:-):-) LeadBy50Stars: *applause* yippee!!!!!!!! |
| dRaGoNgRrL86: well i can try.... HUG Auto response from stArletTe4352: over there. go away unless you're gonna make my shitty day better dRaGoNgRrL86: you've always got someone out there who loves you dRaGoNgRrL86: ALWAYS... now doesn't that make you feel even a little better? |
| JesterGoblin: YOU ARE THE SMARTEST PERSON I KNOW! JesterGoblin: I LOVE YOU SAMMY! stArletTe4352: you took more of wells's pills, didn't you? -jesse doesn't know many people |
| SilentAgony293: cold shower samy? SilentAgony293: hmmm? -i don't need one i swear! |
| the famed pine cone discussion: summernites2219: well damn you interest! summernites2219: why cant i be interested in different, more easy things?!? summernites2219: LIKE MACARONI AND CHEESE OR SOMETHING? summernites2219: OR PINECONES. A NORMAL OBSESSION WITH PINECONES I COULD DEAL WITH stArletTe4352: i couldn't deal with a normal obsession with pine cones stArletTe4352: i'd go insane summernites2219: WELL I COULD. stArletTe4352: oh wait.. i'm already insane. nvm. summernites2219: theres an unlimited supply summernites2219: i would never get bored summernites2219: i could always go out looking for them summernites2219: and they would be right there! in the woods! right where i knew they would be! there would be no surprises! stArletTe4352: and they wouldn't tell you they don't want to committ just yet stArletTe4352: cuz pine cones can't talk! stArletTe4352: and plus you could scoop them up and FORCEFULLY committ them summernites2219: YES summernites2219: I WOULD PICK THEM UP AND PUT THEM IN MY ROOM AND WOULD THEY ARGUE? summernites2219: NO! summernites2219: they would stay there, forever, faithful until the day they rot! stArletTe4352: exactly. stArletTe4352: in conclusion stArletTe4352: we should resort to pine cones. summernites2219: yes, we will date pinecones summernites2219: i think ill get a flashlight and go find one right now stArletTe4352: dear god. Auto response from summernites2219: outside with a flashlight, looking for a pinecone. stArletTe4352: we've lost it stArletTe4352: hahahhahahahahaha stArletTe4352: i think i've found one. stArletTe4352: and i hope to god you're not ACTUALLY outside looking for a pine cone. summernites2219: yes i was stArletTe4352: did you find a pine cone? summernites2219: no i did not summernites2219: apparently, they are few and far between, much like real guys we've lost it.. |
| bE a t Ri z 1 82: can i still have the handcuffs? bE a t Ri z 1 82: can i borrow them next week stArletTe4352: oh god, you want to use them on dave don't you? bE a t Ri z 1 82: maybe a little bit -i don't wanna know. |
| dRaGoNgRrL86: its ooookay. yeah. small jar, works well dRaGoNgRrL86: take it out and torture him with it every once in a while dRaGoNgRrL86: "HAHA YOU CANT HAVE IT!" -diana is sooo good at revenge |
| stArletTe4352: i'm good! i'm mature! i can handle it! expl0sive21: you need your ice cream, don't you? -he knows me too well |
| Eva1281: climb back over the edge yet, sammi? |
| CatchGuy22: *BLAM* Auto response from stArletTe4352: there are some people in this world that deserve to be shot for their stupidity. CatchGuy22: *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM* CatchGuy22: *BLAM BLAM* CatchGuy22: *BLAM* -he wouldn't kill me. really. |
| sn0wAngeL05: woooould you like to swing on a staaaaar? carry moonbeams home in a jaaaaaaaaaar you'd be better off then you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare.. sam smile :-) happy happy day happppppppy happy day -anna being.. anna. |
| Lambeco99: Yeah... I hate that age limit thing, too... Oh... we're talking about cars, aren't we? Damn... -i love chris |
| stArletTe4352: JESSE I'M DYING JesterGoblin: i told you NOT to open the box labeled "DO NOT OPEN, CONTAINS DEATH" -hate it when that happens |
| stArletTe4352: SLITCHES JesterGoblin: ??? stArletTe4352: slitch= bitch + slut JesterGoblin: we were on a roll dissing power puff girls JesterGoblin: THEN YOU FUCKED IT UP -i didn't MEAN to.. |
| CatchGuy22: changing AGAIN? CatchGuy22: you know Chris is out there. CatchGuy22: shit, they said the satellite uplink was stable! I'm getting no picture here whatsoever... stArletTe4352: damn it. CatchGuy22: *closes laptop fast* CatchGuy22: *looks up* CatchGuy22: Pardon? -can i get no peace? |
| JesterGoblin: JesterGoblin: its amazing that u, me and chris can all be on her yard with laptops and not see one another CatchGuy22: ...it's dark? JesterGoblin: still, the screens would glow -jesse's aiding missions |
| a radlittlegirl: sam is my favorite criminal ever |
| SilentAgony293: you and your spunky stamina |
| SilentAgony293: nu uh! stArletTe4352: uh huh! SilentAgony293: oh you wanna fight? stArletTe4352: bring it, bitch! SilentAgony293: REOW!!!!! stArletTe4352: *hissss* SilentAgony293: *scratch* stArletTe4352: *bite* SilentAgony293: *slap* stArletTe4352: *bitch slap* SilentAgony293: *double bitch slap* stArletTe4352: *quadriple bitch slap with the punch in the boobs* SilentAgony293: HEY stArletTe4352: :-D SilentAgony293: *trys to find a boob to punch* stArletTe4352: *kick in the shin* SilentAgony293: *squints* stArletTe4352: *kicks shin AGAIN* SilentAgony293: *gives up and kicks back* stArletTe4352: ow! bitch! SilentAgony293: *stands there* stArletTe4352: *kick in the head* SilentAgony293: OW! SilentAgony293: *kicks in the butt* stArletTe4352: *stands there* SilentAgony293: *kicks harder* stArletTe4352: *pulls hair* SilentAgony293: *stands there* stArletTe4352: *pulls harder* SilentAgony293: eek! stArletTe4352: *runs with hair* SilentAgony293: *pulls samys ear* stArletTe4352: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SilentAgony293: *steps on samy* stArletTe4352: *kicks athena* SilentAgony293: sam... stArletTe4352: we've got issues. SilentAgony293: we're doing that online bitch fight again arent we? stArletTe4352: yup. SilentAgony293: we should really stop doing that |
| Lambeco99: Can I get a goodbye kiss? Maybe a grope? Anything? stArletTe4352: *hug* Lambeco99: w00t! -simple pleasures for simple minds |
| summernites2219: god i need a therapist. "paging dr green!" -inside joke... don't ask |
| Lambeco99: I think what we're looking at is an erection. stArletTe4352: oh jeez i didn't know it :: Lambeco99: That's where the penile tissue fills with blood and... oh... that was sarcasm, huh...? stArletTe4352: i think i know what an erection is, chris. stArletTe4352: unless you'd like me to explain it to you Lambeco99: YEAH! Lambeco99: WHOO! STORY TIME! stArletTe4352: oh my god.. stArletTe4352: hopefully you don't ACTUALLY want me to explain it to you.. Lambeco99: *Looks unsure* Uhhh... of course not... Lambeco99: *Puts away his notepad* |
| lvermaniac: I've learned to wear a cup when I talk to you online |
| JesterGoblin: gonna go risk my life in the depths of hell, bbl |
| LiiMpBiizChiiC: hey! Auto response from stArletTe4352: dancing happily around my room LiiMpBiizChiiC: i think thats breaking a law! LiiMpBiizChiiC: you cant be... h-h-h-happy! stArletTe4352: WATCH ME LiiMpBiizChiiC: why are you so happy? stArletTe4352: i just am stArletTe4352: i can't say right now stArletTe4352: but i promise you'll find out soon LiiMpBiizChiiC: you cant say.... youre pregnant LiiMpBiizChiiC: no.. you're high! LiiMpBiizChiiC: share bitch! |
| stArletTe4352: jesse i have a problem JesterGoblin: only one? -hate my friends |
| I love Sam more then Spock, Babylon 5 and English class all put together! stArleTe4352: *sniff* i love you too morgan -in morgan's info as of 11/24/01 |
| LiiMpBiizChiiC: oh i used the 'L' word LiiMpBiizChiiC: whack me now LiiMpBiizChiiC: no wait LiiMpBiizChiiC: I DIDNT MEAN THAT LiiMpBiizChiiC: *hides* -*smack* |
| DaylightFading9: wow DaylightFading9: can I shake your hand? stArletTe4352: i know i'm a genius DaylightFading9: well yes that too DaylightFading9: but I've just always wanted to meet Satan -i feel so loved. |
| stArletTe4352: oh my god i HATE GIRLS Lambeco99: Yeah! You should be a lesbian! Oh... wait... that's if you hate guys... fuck. *Goes back to the drawing board* -"give me an L!" |
| DaylightFading9: just remember, more than 20 kids die every year from road head -you honestly don't want to know, trust me |
| stArletTe4352: boys are so thick headed CatchGuy22: and girls are worse than satan. -he has no idea |
| stArletTe4352: my faith in the male race has been restored. summernites2219: damn, i'm on my own again. -meg's back to pine cones |
| a rad littlegirl: sam...never change |
| Lambeco99: *crawls under couch with sam* -inside joke.. best if you don't ask :) |
| stArletTe4352: this report is going to take me all night Lambeco99: I know I'd take you-- Right. I've really got to watch that... stArletTe4352: yes think before you speak -i've been working with him on that |
| SilentAgony293: i made spetti SilentAgony293: then i ate the spetti SilentAgony293: now there is no more spettii SilentAgony293: gone spetti gone -you should see her with easy mac |
| a rad littlegirl: but a rad littlegirl: if he was sincere a rad littlegirl: give him a lap dance instead of a blowjob a rad littlegirl: next time :-* -crista's logic NEVER fails :) |
| BlueMorning7: And he stoped you!? BlueMorning7: Is he on crack?!!?!? -mo on chris. |
| mayhem918: if some girl tried to kick my ass, i'd be like "hey! why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy i don't even know on my dad's bed! you get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" -wells at 3 am is scary |
| a radlittlegirl: sam we should just like a radlittlegirl: go to jamaica a radlittlegirl: and have sex all day with hot bob marley look alikes a radlittlegirl: and call it a life -no one can join :-P we want all the bob marleys for ourselves.. |
| BlueMorning7: I have to hand it to you, you make the rest of us all look like the virgin mary |
| summernites2219: ya know what sam? stArletTe4352: what summernites2219: i think i accidently killed jordan. stArletTe4352: oh god.. -meg's at it again |
| stArletTe4352: or i could teach him... Eva1281: hahahahha billy madison style? -i am NEVER going to get rid of that.. |
| stArletTe4352: :-P Eva1281: awww sam i dont even wanna KNOW what you plan to do w/ that there tounge! -:-P |
| JesterGoblin: i think I need to quote somebody JesterGoblin: "She's a little whore" -Chris JesterGoblin: "GIT A ROOM LAD AN` LASS!"- Curry JesterGoblin: "I like little boys" - Adam G JesterGoblin: "I lost my pants again" - Weiss JesterGoblin: "Fuck you. Threat not offer." -Jewlz JesterGoblin: "Its ok, they're lemon" -The Snowman JesterGoblin: "WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, WE'RE OUT OF SNOW CONES!"-You-know-who JesterGoblin: "Did the goblins get you?"-Sammy JesterGoblin: "Europe... thats in England right?" -Sara -the sad part is, these are all true.. |
| stArletTe4352: i'm making sexy cds JesterGoblin: sammy, the sexiness is implied because you are MAKING them |
| ibrokemyownwings: sam... you didnt take any little baggies from my room did you? |
| stArletTe4352: athena stop talking. ibrokemyownwings: ahahahahahaa ibrokemyownwings: what ibrokemyownwings: i didnt do anything ibrokemyownwings: say anything ibrokemyownwings: or ibrokemyownwings: um ibrokemyownwings: ok |
| ibrokemyownwings: yes officer ibrokemyownwings: the pie did it ibrokemyownwings: and all if its little blueberries ibrokemyownwings: i had nothing to do with it |
| a radlittlegirl: you tricky little fool |
| JesterGoblin: is it wrong to offer little girls candy and tell them to get in the van? |
| dRaGoNgRrL86 signed off at 8:21:50 PM. dRaGoNgRrL86 signed on at 8:21:57 PM. stArletTe4352: ..? dRaGoNgRrL86: my computer has no testicles |
| stArletTe4352: i was like aww not going to jump the hoyts employee... dRaGoNgRrL86: but oh wait, you are currently having mad sex with one on a regular basis :-P stArletTe4352: mmmm.... dRaGoNgRrL86: haha BOTH HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD |
| Lambeco99: I can still smell you in the comp room... That makes me happy... -mo, don't even start with the happy couple whooping stick.. |
| stArletTe4352: you're wearing off on me Lambeco99: You mean rubbing off on-- *Thinks about that*... Who came up with that phrase?! |
| stArletTe4352: you do everything i say stArletTe4352: its great Lambeco99: I can stop doing that if you wan-- *Realizes the irony of that* God dammit! |
| enquest: do u have any idea enquest: how many times enquest: i tried to stab myself with a plastic spoon after i heard that? enquest: i mean i went through 10 spoons enquest: and enquest: then enquest: i resulted to enquest: goudging my eyes out enquest: the doctor said i cant keep doing that enquest: and he also said that if my nose bleeds its becuase im picking it either too much or not enough -elliot has issues. most of them were caused by me. :) |
| enquest: ok i bet right now enquest: new years eve enquest: u get laid enquest: im betting -so gonna lose that bet.. |
| Lambeco99: Hooray for hard brie! -it's an inside joke. not THAT kind of inside joke! well, kinda.. i mean.. i'll shut up now. |
| LiiMpBiizChiiC: giving head in a car again LiiMpBiizChiiC: damnit sam i TOLD you ya can hurt yourself that way! |
| Lambeco99: I was passed out on the floor. I OD'ed on Sam. -warm fuzzy feeling... :) |
| stArletTe4352: well i'm attempting to make it go down CatchGuy22: so it doesn't look like you've got a golf ball stuck in your lip:-D -ben on my fat lip which i got in practice. he's so supportive. |
| LiiMpBiizChiiC: i can see thru that little cheerleader mind of yours! |
| stArletTe4352: cry me a river build me a bridge and buy me a troll dRaGoNgRrL86: lol troll. my troll will look like shamus |
| LiiMpBiizChiiC: i need a boyfriend before i make a stick puppet, name it joseppi and take it to the prom |
| CatchGuy22: my bologna has a first name CatchGuy22: it's S-A-M-M-Y |
| stArletTe4352: i have lost all faith in guys. Lambeco99: This coming from the girl who almost destroyed my faith in girls. stArletTe4352: at least i did it on accident... Lambeco99: You're trying to destroy my last little bit of faith, aren't you? -i swear i'm not!! |
| lvermaniac: ya know why I'm better then u? lvermaniac: cuz I dont give head -and he wonders why i try so hard to hate him.. |
| stArletTe4352: you're terrible at lying stArletTe4352: its so funny. you can't even do it online. Lambeco99: I could if I wanted to. Lambeco99: I mean... Lambeco99: No I couldn't. Lambeco99: Shit. |