guys suck.

I'm going to start this with a simple fact: I have not had good luck with guys. I've dated quite a few in my time and they have all managed to screw me over, screw me up, or just plain screw me. So if you are a guy and are easily offended, stop reading right now. But, if you are a guy seeking some help in how to make your lowly existence more worthwhile, keep reading. Now I'm not saying that women are completely perfect either, we have our faults, but remember boys, we manage to pull off being beautiful AND smart at the same time. It always seems that the hottest guys are the stupidest.

Anyway, there are a lot of things wrong with the male race. My list goes on and on (hey I AM the one who came up with the distant icy planet <IM to find out what the hell that one's about>) and I have miles to cover if you really want evey single detail as to what is wrong with the male race. But, I've narrowed it down to three main things: They're stupid (I've got so many examples of this it isn't even funny), they have testosterone (a clear hormone that screws them up completely), and they're superficial and insecure. Keep reading.

Let's face it folks, guys are incredibly dumb. They're the ones that come up with violence to solve their problems. A prime example, male leaders are quicker to resort to violence than women are. Hitler, bin Laden, even Bush was quick to send troops to Afganistan to feed the American anger for the Trade Center bombings. Folks it's been said once before and I'll say it again: Violence is not the answer. Granted we have had some incredible female leaders in our time: Mother Theresa, Princess Di. But neither one of these were allowed to come to any real possion of power which allowed them to exert their intelligence, thanks to the stupid males in their life. If you even try to tell me Prince Charles is in any way intelligent, I may have to shoot you. Mother Theresa was a nun (God knows what possesed her to do THAT) and Princess Di was tradgically killed in a car accident in late '97. Don't even get me started on the conspiricy theories I've got on that one. Believe it or not I have a point. Male leaders lead to war. Look at the male leaders: Sadaam Hussein, Hitler, Henry VIII, all dumb asses that lead their countries into war either by sheer ignorance or quest for power. George Bush is another one. I blame Florida for that mistake, though. Guys resort to violence more often than women do. Can YOU come up with one female leader that resorted mainly to violence? Didn't think so. I have other examples for why guys are stupid: they can't lie (unless trained to do it, but most guys trying to fail miserably), most think women are inferior, therefore reducing their intelligence because women can pick up on that, and they also refuse to turn on the TV manually, and will scramble around the room frantically for 45 minutes looking for the remote instead of just pushing a god damn button. If you try to tell me THAT is a sign of intelligence, you must be male.

It is a well-know fact that males possess the hormone testosterone. This, my friend, is a deadly weapon. It causes girls to lose all sense of self control (you try saying no when you're pushed up against a wall, it's not easy), and not only that it causes guys to cheat. I did my research here. And not just statistically, my own experience. Guys are twice as likely to cheat on the girl than the girl is on him. And being faithful and having trust in a relationship is key to keep it going; a guy doesn't really seem to have the brainpower to realize that, therefore if he can get some, chances are he will.

Guys are also extremely superfical. I've known guys that won't talk to girls simply because they're not pretty, do something dumb (like trip over their back pack at lunch time, and falling down the hill to the varsity field, or say something corny), or something else equally small and trivial. Their superficiality is mainly caused by insecurity, a need to be accepted by fellow guys. Granted, girls have this too, especially as adolecents and teens, but theirs fades with time, while guys are on a constant quest to be accepted, no matter who or what age they are. And it always seems that the more power, women, or money they get, the worse their insecurity and need for acceptance becomes. Take a look at that list of world leaders I mentioned. Hitler is a prime example: The more power he got, the more he wanted. Because of this reason, guys are even more stupid to begin with because they become blinded by this need or extreme obsession to achieve their goal; Making it impossible for them to explore other aspects of the issue or take advice.

I think I might close this with saying that not all guys contain all three of these traights. There are certainly smart guys out there, but their intelligence is most likely driven by reasons in the last paragraph mentioned. Overall I have not been impressed by the male race, and you guys seriously need to clean up your act if you want to try to make me drop some of these things from my list. Good luck, it's going to be a while. And I'd like to close this with one last quote: "Behind every succsessful man, is a brilliant woman."