But here it goes:
I'm sorry to Curt for taking a true friend for granted.
I'm sorry to the Billerica Nicole for hurting you; you were a great girl.
I'm sorry to Tufts and Umass Amherst for violating so many of your laws.
I'm sorry to all of my High School Teachers; it took me a while to grow up. (Except for you Ms. Donovan- Even now I realize how much of a bitch you are)
I'm sorry to Maggie Kelly- I really cared about you- I was just immature.
I'm sorry for breaking your screen Meg and being so mean to you that night.
I'm sorry that I didn't try harder in school.
I'm sorry that most lessons I've learned in my life, I've learned the hard way.
I'm sorry for being such a PuNk.
I'm sorry that half the people in my town are rich, sheltered, assholes.
I'm sorry that I am Naive enough to think that only HALF of the people in my town are rich, sheltered, assholes.
I'm sorry for having a really bad temper.
I'm sorry for getting into so many fights.
I'm sorry for doing that one thing, to that one guy, that I still, by law, can't talk about.
I'm sorry there ever was a "Fat Angelo"
I'm sorry that I don't always think before I speak.
I'm sorry for not paying enough attention to my dog, Jones who I love.
I'm sorry that I can't get along with everyone.
I'm sorry for sleeping too much.
I'm sorry for that time I beat up that blind person, knocked over their wheel chair, beat them with their cane, and stabbed their seeing eye dog- But hey...She had it coming!
I'm sorry Wedgewood...but you snobs had it coming worse than the blind girl.
I'm sorry that I'm on a first name basis with the DMV Suspension Department.
I'm sorry for my problem with authority.
I'm sorry that I've had over 50 jobs and I'm only 23 years old.
I'm sorry for all the stress I've put on my parents.
I'm sorry for being mean to people for no reason when I'm drunk.
I'm sorry that people that still have Confederate Flags don't understand that we won, you lost, get over it!
I'm sorry that they ever made "The Next Karate Kid" or any of the sequels to "The Never Ending Story"
I'm sorry one of my cousins had her youth taken from her.
I'm sorry I never got to meet my cousin Julie.
I'm sorry I don't work-out enough.
I'm sorry I talk too much.
I'm sorry to those who don't understand that there's so much more out there than your home-town.
I'm sorry Erica was so hot, yet so weird.
I'm sorry for what happened Sarah.
I'm sorry to my sister Kerry, my Best Friend, for pulling out 90% of your hair in fights from about age 4 - just recently.
I'm sorry to Adam for everything.
Hey, what can I say? I'm not perfect.