Conversation with moparopyop05 at 2004-07-09 21:37:55 on proctorg76 (aim)
(21:37:55) proctorg76: yo
(21:37:57) moparopyop05: yo</FONT>
(21:37:59) proctorg76: what up
(21:38:05) moparopyop05: nothing</FONT>
(21:38:07) moparopyop05: just got in from work</FONT>
(21:38:28) proctorg76: wow
(21:38:31) moparopyop05: what?</FONT>
(21:38:43) proctorg76: just seems late for some reason
(21:38:45) proctorg76: iunno
(21:38:52) proctorg76: my sleep habits have been whack lately
(21:38:55) moparopyop05: haha</FONT>
(21:39:02) moparopyop05: i always work 7-9</FONT>
(22:07:39) proctorg76: oh
(22:07:50) moparopyop05: what?</FONT>
(22:07:57) proctorg76: iunno
(22:07:59) moparopyop05: kk</FONT>
(22:08:04) proctorg76: yep
(22:08:08) moparopyop05: :)</FONT>
(22:08:20) moparopyop05: wanna know the bestest quote ever?</FONT>
(22:08:37) proctorg76: so, is it just my imagination or is the weekend movie crowd slowly breaking into two groups?
(22:08:38) proctorg76: ok
(22:09:02) moparopyop05: king arthur (to Gwenevere):there are alot of single guys here, worried?</FONT>
(22:09:14) moparopyop05: gwenevere: don't worry, i wont let them rape you</FONT>
(22:09:27) proctorg76: wow, that's what I assumed he meant in the first place
(22:10:11) proctorg76: hmm
(22:10:22) moparopyop05: haha yeh it is breaking up</FONT>
(22:10:27) proctorg76: you know Monty Python and the Holy Grail is being made into a broadway musical right?
(22:10:41) proctorg76: oh, I'm switching subjects too soon
(22:10:41) moparopyop05: but i think simeon and bren went to a strip club tonight?</FONT>
(22:10:44) moparopyop05: really?</FONT>
(22:10:44) moparopyop05: hahah</FONT>
(22:10:44) proctorg76: what?
(22:10:53) moparopyop05: yeh</FONT>
(22:11:08) moparopyop05: simeon wanted to take advantage of his 18-year-oldness</FONT>
(22:11:10) proctorg76: well, just as long as brendan never sees me again, everything will be fine
(22:11:23) moparopyop05: hahah</FONT>
(22:11:34) proctorg76: I've been causing a wave of computer explosions and I'm afraid it might be contagious
(22:11:39) moparopyop05: but im not sure if they went or not</FONT>
(22:11:42) moparopyop05: haha</FONT>
(22:12:17) proctorg76: so anyway
(22:12:32) moparopyop05: yaha</FONT>
(22:12:53) proctorg76: it'll have Tim Curry, David Hyde Pierce, and Hank Arazia (voice of homer simpson)
(22:13:02) moparopyop05: whooooooooooo</FONT>
(22:13:11) moparopyop05: hank azaria is AWESOME</FONT>
(22:13:17) moparopyop05: have you seen him in the birdcage?</FONT>
(22:13:21) proctorg76: if they can only work in the guy that plays Data on Star Trek, it'd be the ultimate geek anything
(22:13:27) moparopyop05: AHHHHHHHHHH</FONT>
(22:13:28) proctorg76: he's done broadway before
(22:13:29) moparopyop05: i LOVE data</FONT>
(22:13:33) moparopyop05: yeh</FONT>
(22:14:51) proctorg76: hmm
(22:15:02) proctorg76: he seems to be falling apart in recent days
(22:16:07) proctorg76: or maybe not, it says that photo is from '95
(22:16:11) proctorg76: meh
(22:16:42) moparopyop05: haha</FONT>
(22:19:38)
moparopyop05 logged in.
(22:19:58) proctorg76: hi
(22:20:06) moparopyop05: howdy</FONT>
(22:20:23) proctorg76: wanna go see Anchorman tomorrow while it's still $2 off?
(22:20:35) moparopyop05: it is?!?</FONT>
(22:20:40) moparopyop05: why is it cheap?</FONT>
(22:20:54) proctorg76: well, if we go before 5
(22:20:59) moparopyop05: oh</FONT>
(22:21:00) proctorg76: thatbeing the "while" part
(22:21:00) moparopyop05: haha</FONT>
(22:21:09) moparopyop05: you mean matinee price?</FONT>
(22:21:10) moparopyop05: haha</FONT>
(22:21:19) moparopyop05: no im working 12-2</FONT>
(22:21:25) proctorg76: yeah, that's the phrase I'm looking for
(22:21:25) proctorg76: oh
(22:21:29) moparopyop05: then we're goign straight to rock hill</FONT>
(22:21:32) proctorg76: whee
(22:21:32) moparopyop05: to get hannah</FONT>
(22:21:37) moparopyop05: and get ourselves new cell phones</FONT>
(22:21:42) moparopyop05: (hopefully picture phones)</FONT>
(22:21:48) proctorg76: bah
(22:21:49) moparopyop05: and then swim in hannah's pool</FONT>
(22:21:52) moparopyop05: and hten come home</FONT>
(22:21:54) proctorg76: if you want to take pictures, get a camera
(22:21:55) moparopyop05: then sleep</FONT>
(22:21:56) moparopyop05: hahaha</FONT>
(22:21:58) moparopyop05: i know right</FONT>
(22:22:19) proctorg76: only use the phone to interrupt people's daily lives in an amazingly rude fashion
(22:22:23) proctorg76: as it was meant to be
(22:22:32) moparopyop05: haha</FONT>
(22:30:44) moparopyop05: yays for hotel california</FONT>
(22:30:51) proctorg76: why?
(22:30:51) moparopyop05: did you know that song's about a cult?</FONT>
(22:31:06) proctorg76: that song is about whatever the hell you want it to be about
(22:31:11) moparopyop05: no</FONT>
(22:31:14) proctorg76: just like the word "the"
(22:31:15) moparopyop05: it's about the cult</FONT>
(22:31:18) proctorg76: whatever
(22:31:26) moparopyop05: that bought 'Hotel Californis'</FONT>
(22:31:30) moparopyop05: in 1969</FONT>
(22:31:35) moparopyop05: and that's their church thingy</FONT>
(22:31:36) proctorg76: and when I say like the word "the"
(22:31:41) proctorg76: I really mean "Hamlet"
(22:31:43) moparopyop05: haha</FONT>
(22:32:27) proctorg76: http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/hotel.htm
(22:35:19) moparopyop05: whatever</FONT>
(22:35:20) moparopyop05: grrr</FONT>
(22:35:25) moparopyop05: dont ruin my song</FONT>
(22:35:30) moparopyop05: :-P</FONT>
(22:35:41) proctorg76: oh please
(22:35:47) moparopyop05: hahahaha</FONT>
(22:35:49) proctorg76: you've still got "Stairway To Heaven" to play with
(22:35:56) moparopyop05: i dont have that song though</FONT>
(22:36:01) proctorg76: does ANYONE really have a clue what's going on in that one?
(22:36:09) moparopyop05: iuno</FONT>
(22:36:13) moparopyop05: show me the words to it</FONT>
(22:36:16) moparopyop05: and lemme read</FONT>
(22:36:33) proctorg76: http://www.brave.com/bo/lyrics/stairhea.htm
(22:38:38) proctorg76: I'm going to send a little piece of the music
(22:38:44) proctorg76: you'll recognize it
(22:38:54) proctorg76: there's no way, absolutely no way, that you've never heard this song before
(22:39:17) moparopyop05: i've heard it</FONT>
(22:39:20) moparopyop05: i just dont know the words</FONT>
(22:39:26) proctorg76: mmhm
(22:54:49) proctorg76: wheee this is fun
(22:54:51) moparopyop05: yah</FONT>
(22:55:11) proctorg76: seriously , I'm jumping on my bed while it's covered with broken computer things
(22:55:15) proctorg76: I hate them so much
(22:55:19) moparopyop05: i was just having a conversation about....sex...</FONT>
(22:55:20) moparopyop05: hahahha</FONT>
(22:55:25) proctorg76: oh?
(22:55:27) moparopyop05: it was...interesting</FONT>
(22:55:34) proctorg76: how so
(22:55:38) moparopyop05: iunno</FONT>
(22:55:59) proctorg76: fine then, don't drag me into your sordid web of lust
(22:56:01) proctorg76: see if I care
(22:56:02) moparopyop05: hahahah</FONT>
(22:56:17) moparopyop05: no he was just trying to get me to go ahead and get it voer with</FONT>
(22:56:27) moparopyop05: not w/him though</FONT>
(22:57:23) proctorg76: I don't really see why I should care about the last part since you haven't said who "he" is
(22:57:30) moparopyop05: haha</FONT>
(22:57:35) moparopyop05: you dont know him</FONT>
(22:59:21) proctorg76: well, just be glad that you have options
(22:59:51) moparopyop05: hahaha</FONT>
(23:02:19) moparopyop05: so on the topic</FONT>
(23:02:25) moparopyop05: how are things w/bike girl?</FONT>
(23:03:28) proctorg76: not so well, I think
(23:03:33) moparopyop05: really?</FONT>
(23:03:36) moparopyop05: why for?</FONT>
(23:04:49) proctorg76: well, she hasn't been online much since we went to the movies with adam & liz
(23:05:09) proctorg76: and that was an absolute masterpiece of bad navigation
(23:05:23) proctorg76: we got lost for almost half an hour trying to find liz's house in florence
(23:05:24) moparopyop05: liz? is that bike girl;?</FONT>
(23:05:26) proctorg76: no
(23:05:28) proctorg76: liz trapp
(23:05:31) proctorg76: hal's sister
(23:05:35) moparopyop05: oh</FONT>
(23:05:44) moparopyop05: what's bike girl's real name?</FONT>
(23:05:48) proctorg76: katherine
(23:05:50) moparopyop05: kk</FONT>
(23:06:06) moparopyop05: so nothing's happened yet w/biker?</FONT>
(23:06:19) proctorg76: of course not
(23:06:23) moparopyop05: nothing romantical at all?</FONT>
(23:06:55) proctorg76: I think we high-fived a couple times during the movie
(23:07:06) moparopyop05: whoooooooo</FONT>
(23:07:10) moparopyop05: now that's romantic</FONT>
(23:07:11) proctorg76: yeah, I know right
(23:07:32) moparopyop05: kiss her yo</FONT>
(23:08:43) moparopyop05: or dont</FONT>
(23:08:49) moparopyop05: and just be.....iunno...forever</FONT>
(23:09:42) proctorg76: hmm
(23:09:52) proctorg76: both good options
(23:10:08) moparopyop05: i'd go with the first</FONT>
(23:10:08) moparopyop05: take her by surprise</FONT>
(23:12:41) proctorg76: then where's the ideal hand placement?
(23:12:50) proctorg76: back of the head? shoulder? back? if so, how far down?
(23:13:01) moparopyop05: hahahhaha</FONT>
(23:13:06) proctorg76: DETAILS ARE EVERYTHING
(23:13:17) moparopyop05: okay</FONT>
(23:13:23) moparopyop05: so where would this most likely take place?</FONT>
(23:14:27) proctorg76: for the sake of simplicity, let's assume we're both standing up
(23:15:11) moparopyop05: looking at each other?</FONT>
(23:15:16) moparopyop05: standing side by side?</FONT>
(23:15:38) proctorg76: side by side, I'm on the left
(23:15:58) moparopyop05: kk</FONT>
(23:16:11) moparopyop05: you'd take your left hand</FONT>
(23:16:23) moparopyop05: and reach around to the other side of her face and turn it</FONT>
(23:16:25) moparopyop05: then kiss her</FONT>
(23:16:31) moparopyop05: w/your other hand on her back</FONT>
(23:16:48) moparopyop05: then things will just happen on their own</FONT>
(23:16:59) moparopyop05: and you wont have to think about hand placement</FONT>
(23:17:54) proctorg76: hmmkay
(23:18:04) moparopyop05: got that?</FONT>
(23:18:19) proctorg76: yeah, I"ve got AIM set to auto-log everything
(23:18:22) moparopyop05: practice w/a stuffed animal or something if you feel the urgh</FONT>
(23:18:24) moparopyop05: hahahaha</FONT>
(23:19:09) proctorg76: everything that's been said to me going back to, oh, proably sometime around december, is readily at hand
(23:19:20) moparopyop05: whooooo</FONT>
(23:20:51) proctorg76: "Conversation with moparopyop05 at 2004-02-18 15:09:46 on proctorg76 (aim)
(15:09:48) proctorg76: hi
(15:09:54) moparopyop05: hi
(15:32:20) moparopyop05 logged out.
(15:43:37) moparopyop05 logged in.
(15:46:18) moparopyop05 has gone away."
(23:21:06) moparopyop05: whooooooooooooo</FONT>
(23:21:09) moparopyop05: that was a greatone</FONT>
(23:21:36) proctorg76: other classics include:
(23:21:47) proctorg76: "Conversation with moparopyop05 at 2004-05-18 21:45:57 on proctorg76 (aim)
(21:45:58) proctorg76: yo
(21:55:40) proctorg76: yo
(21:55:40) proctorg76: yo"
(23:21:53) moparopyop05: whoooooooooo</FONT>
(23:22:00) proctorg76: "Conversation with moparopyop05 at 2004-05-24 21:46:20 on proctorg76 (aim)
(21:46:21) proctorg76: hi
(21:47:12) moparopyop05: hi</FONT>
(21:47:20) proctorg76: sup yo
(21:47:53) moparopyop05: not much</"
(23:22:09) moparopyop05: yay</FONT>
(23:22:44) proctorg76: and this two-parter pretty much sums up my entire life since 2001
(23:22:46) proctorg76: "Conversation with moparopyop05 at 2004-03-12 15:59:04 on proctorg76 (aim)
(15:59:05) proctorg76: hi
(15:59:22) moparopyop05: whats up</FONT>
(15:59:26) proctorg76: nothing yo
(15:59:28) proctorg76: you?
(16:00:04) moparopyop05: nada mucho</FONT>
(16:00:13) proctorg76: oh
(16:00:16) proctorg76: well we both suck then
(16:00:16) proctorg76: whee"
(23:23:01) moparopyop05: yay</FONT>
(23:23:01) proctorg76: "Conversation with moparopyop05 at 2004-03-12 16:00:42 on proctorg76 (aim)
(16:00:42) moparopyop05: i know right?!</FONT>
(16:00:44) proctorg76: yeah
(16:03:20) proctorg76: ...
(16:03:41) proctorg76: well, adam should be home in a few hours
(16:03:44) proctorg76: then we can be cool again
(16:03:59) moparopyop05: yays</FONT>
(16:04:09) proctorg76: mmhm"
(23:23:21) moparopyop05: hahahha</FONT>
(23:25:17) proctorg76: oh sweet, and here's that night I started abusing the united states census bureau
(23:25:21) proctorg76: note that the link is broken
(23:25:22) proctorg76: Conversation with tgrsbabe88 at 2004-02-28 22:20:03 on proctorg76 (aim)
(22:20:04) proctorg76: hi
(22:20:07) tgrsbabe88: hi</I></FONT>
(22:20:09) tgrsbabe88: whats up?</I></FONT>
(22:20:21) proctorg76: I <3 the census
(22:20:32) proctorg76: www.geocities.com/proctorg76
(22:20:47) tgrsbabe88: what is that?</I></FONT>
(22:20:55) proctorg76: you can also click it to zoom in
(22:21:08) proctorg76: it's a map of the concentration of black people in cheraw
(22:21:12) proctorg76: iunno, I was bored
(22:21:29) tgrsbabe88: HAHAHA</I></FONT>
(22:21:40) tgrsbabe88: ill click on it in a minute</I></FONT>
(22:33:35) tgrsbabe88 logged out.
(23:26:23) moparopyop05: heheh</FONT>
(23:26:32) proctorg76: yeah, this really takes me down memory lane
(23:26:39) proctorg76: from early may:
(23:26:42) proctorg76: "(20:26:56) Littleyellowman1: hook them all together and do somethin stupid
(20:27:13) proctorg76: that's the plan"
(23:27:09) moparopyop05: haha</FONT>
(23:27:49) proctorg76: just for reference, littleyellowman1 is my ex-roomate who once went to wal-mart with me while he was stoned and then started loudly yelling complaints about the store's failure to carry vagina-flavored ice cream
(23:27:57) proctorg76: and yet, we weren't banned for life
(23:28:09) moparopyop05: hahhahahahhhahahahahhahaha</FONT>
(23:28:50) proctorg76: that's the only good story I came away with from college, so it gets told quite a bit
(23:30:03) moparopyop05: lol</FONT>
(23:30:35) proctorg76: hmm
(23:30:51) proctorg76: have you ever had the urge to just put your hand up the back of somebody's shirt and hold it there?
(23:30:59) moparopyop05: hahhaha</FONT>
(23:31:05) moparopyop05: and unhook their bra?</FONT>
(23:31:05) moparopyop05: hahah</FONT>
(23:31:07) proctorg76: no
(23:31:09) moparopyop05: NO</FONT>
(23:31:19) moparopyop05: well....</FONT>
(23:31:23) moparopyop05: while making out maybe</FONT>
(23:31:26) moparopyop05: