. . . has never done anything that is no sooner said than.
. . .strikes while the iron is cool.
. . .favors dots but not dashes.
. . .boycotts Swift & company.
. . .believes that "tomorrow never comes" even when its tomorrow
. . .does nothing in the first place.
. . .makes lists of things NOT to do, then crosses them off as he doesn't do them
. . .would never wear a watch that runs.
. . .makes up for arriving late by leaving early
. . .asks "which came last- the chicken or the egg?"
. . .never avoids an unavoidable delay.
. . .does nothing prematurely-- prefers doing things maturely.
. . .sooner or later gets something done (except for sooner.)
. . .would never buy something "on time".
. . .is a fan of the Brooklyn Dodgers.