Although boasting a 100% accuracy rate since 1964 (the result of "aftcasting", rather than forecasting) it is hesitant to divulge many of its prophesies this time, because they are downright implausible. For example:
Politicians will approve messages that praise them.
Gas prices will top $2 p/g at self-serve pumps, to honor self-serving politicians.
Some Disney stockholders will denounce Michael Eisner for running a Mickey Mouse operation.
Although employment figures will improve, Donald Trump will become notorious for firing people.
An NBA star will donate a seat to a fan.
A major pain killer will cause major pain for its developer.
Gourmet Martha Stewart will complain about the bad food she is served while she serves time.
People who never before got flu shots will want flu shots because flu shots will be in short supply.
A Jeopardy contestant will end a 74-game winning streak by asking a question.
To keep abreast of the news in 2004, look for a wardrobe malfunction during the Super Bowl.
Britney Spears will get married, and then, Britney Spears will get married.
States will be color-coded: those that lean right will be red, while those that are left will be blue (especially after the election).
The Boston Red Sox will be de-cursed.
Reality shows will hit their peak when typical Housewives will be Desperate to reveal their stories (and a bit more).
Employment will be up but the dollar will be down.
A Nobel Peace Prize winning terrorist will meet his maker in France.
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