1957: a strip teaser (for putting things off)
1964: Jack Benny (for postponing reaching 40)
1965: Murray Rappaport (for breaking world record for holding overdue library book.)
1969: Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis (long after they split up), as "Comedy Team of the Year")
1972: Elmer T. Klassen, U.S. Postmaster General (for obvious reasons)
1982: Arizona Republic (for printing a Sept. 31 Edition)
1991: Illinois-Central R.R. (for the latest train- left the station in 1903 and has yet to arrive.)
1991: Seafood Shanty Restaurants (for eliminating the early bird specials.)
1992: The U.S. Congress (for tardiness in adopting a federal budget.)
1995: Congressman Tom DeLay (just for having such an apropos name.)
1995: Walter Birckhead (for working at the Melrose Diner 50 years, but only after he reached 40).