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| "Have you any idea what time it is?" "Yes. It's before 6." "You're certain?" "Well, I'm supposed to be home at 6, and I ain't there yet." |
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| "Do you realize how often I've asked you to be on time?" "I thought YOU were keeping score." |
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| "Harry just sits around all day wasting time." "How do you know that?" "I've been watching." |
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| "I dread thinking about it." "About what?" "My 40th birthday." "Why? What happened?" |
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| "Am I too late for trash pick up?" "No Ma'm, just jump into the bag.": |
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| "We had a vacancy on the team, but you're too late." "How late?" "Like ten years." |
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