If you are a true
PROcrastinator,
CONsidered
PROficient
CONcerning the art of
PROcrastination, and
CONvinced that
PROgrams which
CONtend that
PROmptness is favorable and which also
CONvey the idea that
PROficiency is
CONstrained by the alleged
PROblems of
CONstant tardiness being harmful to
PROgress, and therefore in direct
CONflict to your
PROfound philosophy that the
CONcept of lateness can be more
PROductive in the long fun, and you hold in
CONtempt, those who
PROpose otherwise, then
CONgratulations!
OXYMORON of the day:
PROgress in CONgress!