Adamism, is the religion of the new age. It shows my true arrogance at its highest level. Here are the details:
Deity: The Mighty Adam.
Rules: Arrogance is a virtue.
Stupidity will be rewarded.
Only Adam can be divine.
I rule.
Punishments:
The Eternal Tickle
Tar and Feathers of Doom
Miracles:
Second coming of the Prophet Nothing.
Requirements:
Adamists are not allowed to have eyebrows, more then one nostril, or a chin. Only the divine one may have these. Consumation of cinema hotdogs are forbidden.
I don't expect any women at all to join this, but if they do, here are the rules:
-Keep all body parts, save or take a few minor things. Like toes.
-bowing is not compulsory, but you don't get to eat without it.
-"Special" women do not have to worship anything, they just have to be around for beautiful scenery.