| "One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.." -Groucho Marx "I've had a wonderful evening. And this wasn't it" -Groucho Marx "I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying" -Woody Allen "You tried once and failed misserably. The lesson is, never try.." -Homer Simpson "If you're going to try hard, you deserve to fail" -Me "Life is like a vacuum cleaner. It works, but it sucks" -Annonymous "Life is just another excuse to stay in bed" -Me "Too many cooks spoils the broth, but if you put two cooks in the broth, its fine" -Me "Whenever you figure out lifes answer, they change the question" -Annonymous "Which idiot said that life was short? It's the longest thing you'll ever do" -Kate "I am one of those people with the knowledge that having knowldge is pointless because other people will always have more" -Annonymous "Stuff always uses lots things" -Very vague politition "It has alot of numbers in it. It must be a budget" -George.W.Bush "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. Fun, but pointless" -Annonymous |
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