| Priceless Insults |
| This first one comes in a simple insult (I) and comeback (C)format. |
| I: I've met apes with more manners then you! C: It's good to hear you attended your family reunion. |
| You have the brain intelligence of an east african real estate agent! You are about as repulsive as a Mexican sales executive! Your personal cheese tastes like a Mcdonalds hamburger (grose)! You have the distinct smell of a north-east asian, around summer time! If I'm not mistaken, you're distant relative would be the African Ridgeback Ape, yes? Your face is about as retarded as the backside of a rhino during morning tea. Your personal appearance disgusts me! And thats putting it nicely. I mean, dude, put the mask back on! I think I just saw a person with the intelligence of a frog eating a tree trunk. Hey, I did, and its standing in front of me. You're so fat, you walked into a restaurant and got a group discount! |
| The following jokes have no taste whatsoever and are not worth reading. Read on. |