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later... Sam: "Frodo -hic- I love you man." Frodo: "What about Rosey?" Sam: "Who? She sounds hot." Frodo: "That girl there.." Sam: "...Yep, love her too" Frodo: "Go on then Sam. Ask her to dance." Bilbo stands to make his speech Biblo: "My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Gubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles, Demons, Wraiths, (and...wait a minute..oh well, it's my party and they'll all die if I want them too) and Proudfoots! Today is my hundred and eleventh birthday! Alas, eleventy-one years is too short a time to spend with such excellent and admirable hobbits! I dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve. (I dont get it either but it sounds cool when I say it). I've put this off for far to long. I regret to announce that this is is the end. I'm going now. Goodbye!" Gandalf Riding past behind Bilbo on his quad-bike, a pint held high in his hand :Good-hic-bye, Biblo! Bilbo fiddles with the keys a bit, and tries to put the keyring around his finger. Biblo: (I swear this thing used to fit me..) |
| Bilbo: "Gandalf my old friend...this will be a night to remember." Gandalf: "You're damn right it will be. " |
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