| My College Experiences |
| "I feel gay going to pick up sticks." ~Amanda "We should all go to Ice Cream Anonymous." ~All of us Nikki: I don't want him to come over Mary: Who? The mind reader? Nikki: Yea Mary: Why? You thinkin dirty thoughts? "It's been real, it's been fun, but it ain't been real fun." ~Cathee In reference to Cathee's jacket... "Uh, we have an animal living in our room and it's orange... it's like dog hair or something... it's faux dog. ~Nora Me: ok come on down lol Nikki: I feel like I'm on the price is right Me: COME ON DOWN AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN WIN TODAY "Interracial Condiments" ~Nora "The Eating with Nora Show" "They have cups such as us." ~Cathee "Do you have a problem with your phalange region?" ~Me? "You know how you're holding your pants and you zip them up? It's like you're wearing them, but they're not on you." ~? "I have a quickie for you guys." ~Cathee "Fucker mothershitter." ~Nora Cathee: Can you put this dum dum in there too? Nicole: I can't pick you up Cathee: Is it like adding and subtracting? Nicole: No it's a lot harder Cathee: division? Me: Bryon has a haunted penis. Nora: What does it scream everytime he whips it out? |
| "I'm gonng make this ketcup bottle do a headstand, so all the ketchup rushes to it's head." ~Nora "I'm a crackwhore." ~Nora Nikki: bite me Me: ew, I don't bite rabid animals foaming at the mouth This was after WAY too much ice cream at dinner.. Me: hey wanna do my precal homework lol Nikki: hahahahahahaha Nikki: no Me: Oh, cmon, i'll give you ice cream lol Nikki: i hate you "Don't walk into solid things." ~? Nikki: you can't feel pretty Nikki & Cathee: i feel pretty Nikki: oh so pretty "This is so delicious... that my pants are falling down." ~? Me: You're just going to eat a chicken patty? Nikki: Yeah, that like equals a bowl of cereal Me: No, it doesn't. Theres no poultry in this cereal. This was said by a sketchy looking girl in Salem, MA on Halloween night, in reference to my boyfriend.. "It's a Haunted Penis." I went to 7-eleven on Halloween night to get tylenol, the guy told me it cost "93 dollars." This was said to Nikki, by me :) (FYI i'm her future roommate). "I just wanna be your friend and meet your mom and go to the mall and make you buy me stuff." Nikki: That problem was a bitch and a half to do Cathee: Boo fricken hoo... at least you didn't lose a fucking sock "Thank you bus in a van." ~Me "I hate fat free. It makes me feel like a fucking cow." ~Nora |
| Highlights of our Freshman Year... so far |
| People Included in the Conversations: Nikki, Cathee, Amanda, Nora, Laura, Nicole M, Alex, my mom, and Myself |
| Life Changes and you meet new people in the new places it takes you. I have met the best people here at Lasell. Here is a glimpse into our first year together. |
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| "You'd need a shoehorn to get your ass in them." ~Amanda Me: If I go to bed now, my head won't hurt in the morning. Alex: That's what I thought about my biseps. "Boobs are the devil's creation." ~Me "I have a question for you. How come I'm not on your webpage, you quote everyone but me!" ~ You're in now moomy! "Ow, I'm trying to grow here." ~Secret "That was a store... or maybe it was a strip club." ~Me "Sorting out christmas gift and making a list, but not checking it twice, I don't have that kind of time on my hands." ~Nicole M danibean617: lets have a party in my room lilnikki718: when danibean617: BYOB danibean617: bring your own blankets "Omg this belt is giving me a rash on my foot." ~Me "Ow, I stepped on my foot. Well the OTHER foot, because..." ~Me |
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| "I love it when you talk medical." ~Secret "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. My response: Definitly not any coconuts these days." Joe: In what religion? Me: African "That wasn't good jump-eye cordination." ~Me "I want fortune cookie pants for my birthday, can you go to Chinatown and get some for me?" ~Mom "I know, I want a new toilet seat too." ~Mom "If you hear a big thump, it's me falling down the stairs." ~Cathee Nora: Theres a draft in here Nikki: That would be called the fan "See the horses, they're little. Like my size." ~Nora "Then I'll be forced to use sunless tanning and I'll feel like a carrot." ~Nora brunetti20: CONDOM POCKETS IN YOUR SWEATER FROM YOUR GRANDMA!!!!!! |
| I found these from a website, they made me think of conversations we would have or would hear: "I sent Santa my letter. I told him I want head for Chirstmas and lots of it." "Did you specify you don't want it from him?" "Oh shit, I better get my letter back." "Why are you carrying the Wall Street Journal?" "So people think I'm smart." "Holy shit look how skinny that cow is!!" "That's a horse dumbass." |
| "Did you hear that Columbia exploded?" "THE WHOLE COUNTRY?" "No Dad, the space shuttle." "It's everyone's birthday lately." "Yeah, it's one of the twin's birthdays tomorrow. I don't know which one though." "My room is too loud and i need to concentrate... I need like a concentration camp." |
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| Other People |
| New Things are now at the top! |
| Some Quotes to Think About |
| "The nice thing about teamwork is that you always have others on your side." Margaret Carty "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can so him absolutely no good." Ann Landers "If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich." John F. Kennedy "Civilization is a slow process of learning to be kind." Charles L. Lucas "What the people want is simple. They want an America as good as its promise." Barbara Jordan "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." Aesop |
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| Playmate of the Year |