Off the Wall
I live in a dog house,
no wait, I live in a barn.
My eyes are made of cotton
and my hair is made of yarn.
I love to go to school,
boys are my favorite subject.
My hand is made for touching,
but please don't touch it!
I like it when it rains-
it is even better when it snows.
And to answer your question,
Yes, these are the pants I chose.
My parents think I am nuts,
my friends think I am weird.
People walk around saying
of me they are scared.
Believe me, I'm not crazy,
not the least bit at all.
I guess you could say
I'm a little off the wall!