LMNOQ...
While strolling through the park
an urge came over me.
It is hard to be polite...
I really had to pee!
The port-a-pot was locked-
there was no where else to piddle.
I figured I could hold it
if I just tapped my leg a little.
The urge became unbearable-
ever have one of these days?
So I hurried across the street-
didn't even check both ways.
Once across the street
I found a fast food restaraunt.
While waddling through the door
a man yelled, "What do you want?"
Trying not to burst
nervously I roared,
"Just have to use the rest room
then I'll be headed out the door!"
He pointed to a sign that said
We Have The Right To Refuse;
then said unpolitely
"You must leave if you don't buy food!"
With only pennies in my pockets
I had no other choice.
As I headed out the door
I heard a child's voice.
The child giggled and smiled
as he sang the alphabet...
"LMNOQ...You and Me!"
But his mother urged, "Don't quit yet-
right in the middle
I think you forgot the P."
The child insisted he did not
because it was dripping down my knee!