A Million MEs

There are a million mes inside my head-

call me crazy, or just plain confused.

I asked them politely all to combine

but one by one they each refused.

One is up, one is down, three are spinning around...

my mind just wants to explode!

One is nice, one is mean, you may call it obscene-

my parents call it an episode.

I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't even relax

'cause that might spoil their fun.

Oh no! Another just entered my head-

Now there's a million and one!