* Ravers can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of ten *
* Ravers know where all the best toy stores are*
* Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always
curl up because they're so worn down *
* Ravers always wish the dj would spin that OC Transpo track that they keep hearing on the bus ride home *
* Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers *
* Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party *
* Ravers hug EVERYONE *
* Ravers can DANCE *
* Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor *
* Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation *
* Ravers choose their clothes by texture, colour, and size *
* Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums *
* Ravers get the most enjoyment out of gino/guito stories *
* Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs. Ravers realize that "Evian" spells "naivE" backwards *
* Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one-hundred foot radius *
* Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there *
* Ravers don't say "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" *
* Ravers give the best hugs and massages *
* Ravers have a one track mind. It goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump" *
* Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life *
* Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years *
* Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks *
* Ravers know how to SMILE *
* Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on" *
* Ravers will say "hi" to those people they don't know, yet always see on the bus *
* Ravers can't watch Electric Circus without it being muted *
* Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good" *
* Ravers know what to do with a dead glowstick *