I'M SO GOTHIC
*I'm so gothic I'm dead.
*I'm so gothic Batman fights crimes on my walls...oh wait, that's Gotham.
*I'm so gothic I don't have a name, I'm just "Goth".
*I'm so gothic I have carple tunnle syndrome from constantly putting the back of my hand to my forehead.
*I'm so gothic I have actually uttered the phrase "the darkest dark of the dark darkness."
*I'm so gothic I say things like "etarnally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the etarnal darkness of the abyss entrap and enshroud you in it's infernal sickly sweet embrace".
*I"m so gothic I'm shocked by heterosexuality.
*I'm so gothic I'm a mime.
*I'm so gothic I don't use fabric softener because I like pain.
*I'm so gothic I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all of my jewelry.
*I'm so gothic my pupils are black.
*I'm so gothic my black is blacker than your black, I call it "black, black".
*I'm so gothic I practice my blank stare in the mirror.
*I'm so gothic I tried to be a hippie once and hugged a tree... and it died.
*I'm so gothic I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles... and look, there's a full moon... and then I die... and then I come back to life... and then I die again...TRAGIACLLY.
*I'm so gothic as soon as I was born I put eyeliner on, and I put too much on.
*I'me soe gothice Ie thinke puttinge e'se one thee ende ofe mye wordse ise medevale ande deepe.
*I'm so gothic people ask me to autograph bowes of Count Chocula.
*I'm so gothic people touch me and become gothic. They say "oh no, now I'm goth!"
*I'm so gothic it takes me an hour to get dressed.
*I'm so gothic it takes me longer to get undressed.
