You may be a (youma, droid, cardian, heart snatcher, Russian figure skater) if...
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10)� You can disappear through the floor...or wall...or ceiling.
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I've always thought that would be a useful talent...�
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Ssh.� What if people think you're a youma?
9)� You drive a disappearing bus.
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Bye bye Bus.
8)� Your great hair doubles as a weapon!
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Have you ever gone swimming with someone with really long hair?� Ack!
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It's like a drag net; you know, the ones that catch fish.
7)� All of the special one-time offers at your workplace involve the key words, "Must be a group of five to qualify for this offer."
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Misha!
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Janelle!
6)� Your conversational skills are limited to your name.
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Wait, so you mean all the Pokemon are....youma?
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Why do you think they scare so many people?
5)� You get a strange and uncontrollable urge to wrap someone in vines when you hear the word, "ENERGY."
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I get a strange and uncontrollable urge to whack someone over the head when I hear the word, "Confetti."
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You would.
4)� You have trouble recognizing people when they change their clothes or hairstyles.
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This one doesn't need a comment.
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Nope.
3)� You have the wonderful talent of changing from an ordinary person to a crazed maniac with really strange accessories.
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That's called "Halloween."
2)� You work at FM. 10, Slick Chicks Beauty Salon, Bob-Floy Ice Cream Parlour, Dreamland, Beauty 4 You, Crystal Seminar Cram School, Fancy Omazinai House, Maxi-5 Homemade Cakes, Rose Finishing School, House of Love Bracelets, etc...etc...etc...
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Woah.� I guess I'm not getting a summer job at any of THOSE places!
1)� You suddenly find yourself on the receiving end of the phrase, "In the name of the Moon, I will punsih you!"
So the little Sailors want to leave?
Fine.  Run back home.
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