Kira: So, we're posting Darien's birthday cards, right?
Celeste:� Duh...
K:� Just explaining to the few people reading this.
C:� Reading what?
K:� You are reading this, right?
C:� Rriight.� I'm lost!� Whoosh! Watched that one go by--right over my head.
K:� Or next to it.
C:� No, I think it achieved the proper altitude...
K:� So, didja bring them?
C:� Bring what?
K:� THE CARDS!!!
C:� Oh, yeah, right here.
����������������� *ENTER MICHAEL*
Michael:� What are you doing?
C:� We're posting Darien's birthday cards on the website for everyone to see.
M:� Really?!� Darien's awesome!� He's the best!
K:� Okay....
M:� Can I watch?
K:�� Whatever floats your boat, Milk Dud.
C:� Milk Dud?!
K:�� A really icky candy with chocolate-covered malt stuff.
M:� Heyyy, I like Milk Duds--I think.� Does Darien like Milk Duds?
C:� Chocolate?� Yes.� Any type of chocolate.
M:� Mmmmm.� Milk Duds.
K:� HEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!
C:� WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
K:� AM I TYPING OR ARE YOU?
C:� Oh...I will.� You get the photos together.
K:� I copy that, Bravo Leader.
M:� Puppy ears, you are crazy.
K:� Affirmative to both, Not-so-Bravo Leader Milk Dud.
C:� Whatever.� Michael, do you wanna help?� We could use all the help we can���� get.
M:� Uh, no.� I've got video games to play, and Darien should be stopping by the arcade soon.
K:� And he calls me crazy!� Never mind, I am crazy!� But Not-so-Leader is obsessed!
M:� Am not!
K:� Are too!
M:� Am not!
K:� Are too!
M:� Am not!
K:� Spaghetti!
M:� What?!
C:� This is all very fun and exciting, but Kira, we've got work to do.
K:� Fine.� Begone Bravo Dud.
M:� See ya later!� ��������
�������������������������� *MICHAEL LEAVES*
K:� Soooo, photos... la la la.� I really like this one of Serena.
C:� Wow.� Yeah, me too.
K:� She's not klutzing out.� Where's the rest of them?
C:� Somewhere in my room, probably.
K:� I'll be back.
*KIRA LEAVES*
C:� Great.� All you readers are stuck here with me by myself.� It's not like I'm going to be doing a lot of talking, is it?� Oh wait!� I am talking!!!� I guess it's not that boring after all... but it could be.� I'm not that interesting of a person by myself, but I suppose no one is... typing, typing, typing...
*CRASH*
� Yipe!� What was that?!
K:� HEY!� I FOUND YOUR BOOKCASE!� IT'S ON THE FLOOR!
C:� GOOD!� I THOUGHT I LOST IT!� *sighs heavily*
� I wonder how much of my room will be dismantled by the end of the day.� Now, how much stuff did she break... Why is it so quiet in there?� I don't like it.� *lightbulb falshes over head*� KIRA, GET OUT OF MY CLOSET!!!
K:� Nerts.� *COMES BACK IN*� Okay!� Photos!� I found all but Lita and Phelan!
C:� Lita should be somewhere;� we'll find one later.� But no one has a picture of Phelan.
K:� Now he's obsessed.�
C:� With what?
K:� *imitating Phelan* "I must protect Mina; no I'm not following you.� I must protect the Princess of Venus--"� Oh, darn, I just told!
C:� They already know.
K:� Okay... Ya know, these pictures are too big.� Can we cut them down to just heads after scanning?�
C:� Sure.
K:� Off with yer body!!!� Gwa ha ha!� By the way, I need computer control... unless you want to scan...
C:� No, that's okay.� I'd just mess it up.
K:� Smurf!!!
C:� The little blue guys?
K:� What are you talking about?
C:� Never mind.� You're--
K:� CRAZY!!!
C:� No.� You're gonna scan those in, right?
K:� Affirmative.
C:� 10-4.
K:� Pilot hat.� Okay, now to cut those photos down to size.� *she procedes to do so and saves each one*� Ta-da!� Now we can post 'em!
C:� I gotta finish typing up the cards first .
K:� You weren't done?� Fine...
C:� I had to do the font and color and stuff.
K:� Stuff?
C:� And things.
K:� Oh-ho-ho!� Of course.
*MICHAEL ENTERS*
K:� Milk Dud!� (seeing him)
M:� Darien wasn't there.� Andrew says he's at work.
C:� I coulda told you that.� His shedule's on the fridge!
K:� Why didn't you know?� Geez...
M:� Wishful thinking.
*Kira and Celeste nod*
C:� Finished!� I'm done typing.� Kira, what'd you save the photos as?
K:� Am1, Lin1, Min1--
C:� I get the point.� Shortened names.
K:� For shortened photos!� Yes!� Brilliant...
M:� Pup, you are--
K and C:� CRAZY!!!
C:� We've established that.� What else is new?
K:� New?� Well, someone is obsessed, and it isn't Phoebe!
M:� Why would it be?
C:� Hey, I found Serena's pic, but MIna's is blank.
K:� What!?� *takes over computer*� Oh no!� Amy!� Rei!� Mina!� Milk Dud!� Linn!� Me!� All gone!� NOOOOO!!!
C:� Rats.
K:� Well, let's just get Serena's pic up and save this baby.
*they put pic up*
C:� Um... It won't save.
K:� Ack!� Why not!� Stupid demonspawn!
C:� Heyy--
K:� Not you.� Computer.
M:� Me Tarzan.� You Jane.� She Puppy.� Ooh.
K:� Shut up BravoTarzanMilkLeader.
C:� She puppy... technically that's a b****.
K:� Hey!� No asterixes!
C:� You want me to say it then?
M:� Hey!� My watch glows in the dark.
K:� My watch is waterproof...
C:� My watch tells time.
K:� ...that is if I had a watch.
C:� Well, then.� It's certainly waterproof!
M:� Hey guys, how do you save this?
K:� Click the "save" button, Tarzan Dud.
M:� Right.� *goes to click*
K:� Except that it's not working.
M:� Just checking.
C:� So what are we going to do?
K:� Bash the computer screen in, jump around screaming and throw the entire heap off the balcony!!!
C:� Kira!� I've never seen you so angry before!
M:� Hey!� It worked!� I saved it!
K:� But we only have Serena's picture...
C:I guess it'll hafta do.� It's getting late.� We can keep those cards up all August.
K:� Who's next?
C:� My birthday.� September 4th.
K:� Oh.� Well, you're not helping with that!� I'll surprise you.
C:� Not much of a surprise.� I already know you're going to it.
K:� So did you enjoy reading our conversation?
M:� Who are you talking to?
C:� Be sure to tune in next time, for the next mind-numbing episode of "Galaxy Gossip"!� When you'll hear our mystery� guest say, "In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you!"
M:� What's going on?� Why are you quoting Sailor Moon's speeches?
K:� Shut up!� You gave it away!
C:� Twit.