Ok, guys, here is some funny letters/guestbook signings I have gotten:

Who are you and how do I know you?:Bob and i hope i never meet you
I'm really looking forward to meeting you, tho
Is Avril Lavigne a poser? i dunno all i care about is the olsen twins!!!!!!!
You have some serious problems. There are children straving in Africa, and all you can think about is the Olsen twins? That's is the most selfish thing I have ever heard. THEY ARE GODDESSES!!!!! Um, no they aren't, I'm sorry to say I want to marry them Which one are you gonna marry? Cuz last time I checked, it was illegal to have two wives.and have a whole bunch of kids All I can say is good luck with that.! They are the best ppl People, you mean.... in this whole world!!!! You obviously haven't met very many people, have you? Theyre smart! No, they aren't. Their movies are all not amazing and i cried, Why I don't understand laughed at their stupidity? and showed so much emotion. I'm kind of glad now, that you don't want to meet me, cuz that is the lamest thing I have ever heard in my life
Favourite singer/band : mary kate and ashley!
They are not a band. They cannot sing, thank goodness. THEY HAVE CDs YOU KNOW!!!!!! I guess I'm not a big fan like you.
Improvements? : DONT HATE MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY YOURE JUST JEALOUS
Right, because they have no friends, are really ugly, and are horrible actressses? I can see why I'm jealous.OF THESE GODDESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you ever seen a goddess?
Comments : I LOVE MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY!!!!!!
I had no idea
Am I beautiful? : no ONLY MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm actually starting to feel sorry for this guy
Favourite song in the world; ANY THING THE OLSENS SANG OR LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
K, um, the Olsens are  not good singers, I'm sorry to say, so I suggest you go and listen to some good music.
Is my site the greatest? :; NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, ok, yeah it is.

Who are you and how do I know you? :   jenna
Is Avril Lavigne a poser? :   i dont care!
Well, you should im devoted to the olsen twins!Devote yourself to something else they are not my heroes!!! Oh please....they are not the best in the world!!!! Go outside of your little house, stop watching Olsen movies, and meet some people
Favourite singer/band :   i dunno...
how could you not know? the olsens sing dont they? Why are you asking me? It's like I know? You're their fan remember? I know nothing about them, only that they have a horrible fashion sense.
Improvements? :   go pro-mka!!!!
Or not... you can be forgiven of your mka hate!!!!!!!I don't want to be forgiven. I like hating them youll be forgiven if you join us now!!!!!!!!!! The chances of me joining your stupid little fan club is about the same as me joining an anti-Avril club : NOT HAPPENING.
Comments :   JOIN US NOW!!!!!!!!!
See, Mary-Kate and Ashley have brainwashed little girls all over the world.
Am I beautiful? :   i dont care!!!!!!!!
Do you care about anything? mka are though!!!!!!! Riiiiiiiiiight
Favourite song in the world :   any thing mka sang or that they might like!!!!!!!!!! 
Is my site the greatest? :   no
Yes it is, actually join me in mka love!!!!!!! Yeah, ok sounds like lots of fun. NOT!

Who are you and how do I know you? :   hate  What a pretty name!
Is Avril Lavigne a poser? :   hate 
Okay.........?
Favourite singer/band :   hate 
Never heard of them before
Improvements? :   hate 
No improvements to my site? WOOHOO!!!!
Comments :   horrible site site worst in the world 
Thanks! And have you been to all the sites in the world?
Am I beautiful? :   no hat 
Are you saying I look like a hat?
Favourite song in the world :   hate 
Never heard of it.
Is my site the greatest? :   no hate it
Yes it is....and it's like you can do better, which you can't

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