| Hilary Duff....What deep lyrics she has | |||
| That Hilary Duff, she amazes me with how stupid song lyrics can be. I mean, really. I've heard really, really stupid songs. When I think people can't get any stupider along comes Hilary with her lyrics and makes me laugh at how stupid people can be. My comments are in purple. If the light is off then it isn't on....From the song So Yesterday. I hate this song. Too over played. Repeats "If you wanna" too much.....when I first heard these lyrics, I was like, brilliant deduction there, Hil. How long did that take? Trying to fit a square into a circle was no lie......Ok....Come Clean is a very stupid song, but this lyric proves it even more. Since when could you fit a square into a circle. But Hil can do the impossible. She got a record deal, didn't she? You smell so sweet just like my perfume.....This line from Little Voice is very creepy. For one thing, she goes around smelling guys???And what's even more creepy is that the guy smells like her perfume. Either the guy is crazy, or Hil wears man-perfume. I am calling you back this is *69....Terrible lyric from The Math, but what would you expect from a girl who writes a song about math?..too much wrong with this too explain. Blue skies are above me......Sweet Sixteen.....the worst Hilary song. Lyrics from this song are lame. So many things wrong with this line. The sky IS blue, Hil, and it never changes colour. And the sky will always be above you. No matter what. My blonde hair is everywhere....No it's not!!! Your hair isn't even really blonde, you dyer. That's what I call a terrible lyric. Who cares about your hair.Mamma loves me and a sister who shows me, and a daddy's always there.....We got the picture. Your life is so much better than ours. Your 16, have a loving family, have friends, are rich and famous, blah blah blah. It gets me nervous but it makes me calm.....So Hil is multi talented....she can be nervous and calm at the same time....Come on and give me a kiss.We get the point, Hil. You love making out with people. You're makin' like I turn you off when I know you think I'm sweet....Ok, wow, not only can she have two opposite emotions at the exact same time, but she can also read minds. I hate Why Not.....it's way too annoying. You always dress in yellow when you wanna dress in gold.....Just a question....we know your producers dictate everything you do, but your fans aren't famous, they can dress however they want. If they wanna dress in gold, they aren't gonna dress in yellow. I'm living proof, the girls can rock.....Oh yes, you're living proof a girl can rock, because your music isn't at all pop....no, of course not. More quotes and such from the Princess herself. "I know I can handle dramatic roles, but I don't think I should have to play a young mother on crack to prove it." No, but that would be funny to see, because you're so perfect. And you definitley need to prove how dramatic you can be, because so far we haven't seen any acting talent from you, princess. I really love Britney Spears. I love her!.....Now, what would Avril say if she heard you saying things like that? But Britney has the same amount of acting skills as you. Which is none. Although Britney can sing better than you could ever hope. The album is a little different from 'Why Not.' The two songs were both from the Lizzie McGuire Soundtrack and it's still kinda like that but it's more rock than pop. Do you have any idea of what the words pop and rock mean? Because her music is not rock, it is pop. She's just a stupid fake. Not rock. Pop. Pop. Now go fall in love with N Sync. We tried really hard to make a new sound, so that I wouldn't sound like anyone else. And by trying really hard, you mean you didn't try at all, right? Because your music sounds like Christina Aguilera's What a Girl Wants crap, except all computerized. Kind of a mix between pop and rock, edging more to the rock side. It�s kind of like Michelle Branchy, Vanessa Carlton feel.kind of like that.She keeps saying that her music is rock. Not rock. Not rock! Not Michelle Branch. I know she loves her and all, but have you listened to Michelle Branch? Her music is nothing like Hil's. And Vanessa Carlton....well, whatever. She can compare herself to Vanessa, because they both suck. I go to straight to voice class for two hours and then I go into the studio at night for probably four to six hours.......Voice classes? Voice classes? If I were you, Princess, I would sue your voice coach. Cuz really, you're terrible. I don�t think I could sit down and write a whole song because it�s so hard to get the form down and write the chorus, and pre-chorus and the verse and the bridge....It's not hard. Really, it's not. Anyone can do it. Except for you. Cuz you're stupid. And besides, who says it has to be a form, that there has to be a chorus? Be an individual. I think maybe kids should look up to people that have changed the world like doctors or astronauts or something like that...So basically what she's saying is that she hasn't changed the world, so you shouldn't look up to her. No, I'm not a tomboy! That's not true! I love my make-up! I'm not a tomboy!" What does wearing makeup have to do with being a tomboy? Nothing...right. And it's also very obvious that you love your makeup, seeing as you wear so much. I was like,I need moisterizer! What? You don't have enough money to have your own specially created moisterizer? Like...get a life. Like, totally. |
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