| You Know You're A Cheerleader When... |
| *You have several different sets of cheer shoes! *You greet your friends with a hello cheer! *Your voice by itself can dominate over a crowd! *You can never have too many hair ribbons! *Last night's dream was about how you were going to put together a new fomation! *Your mom says she is going to buy a stock of sponge rollers! *You know that all pyramids wern't built in Egypt! *You know that blades and candlesticks aren't made out of metal! *Everytime a dance song comes on, you break out in a routine! *You stand in front of the mirror for hours making facials! *Every time you leave practice or competition you can't wait til the next one! *You spend as long as possible fluffing your pom-poms! *You hear one word and you can think of thousands of cheers to go with it! *You know that flying isn't just for birds! *You can do a toe touch without actually touching your toes! *You forget all the numbers after 8! *All you do is sleep, eat, and cheer! *You count "5, 6, 7, 8" before "1, 2, 3, 4!" *You have more than 10 shirts and shorts that say cheerleader on them! *You dream of doing every stunt perfect! *You can never have too much hair spray, sponge curlers, ribbons, and bobby pins! *Sometimes you have to yell, scream, and kick to get what you want! *You refuse to wear acrylics because they stop you from having perfect fists! *You know a scorpion isn't just a bug! *You spend hours in the heat yelling and screaming for a stick...a spirit stick! *Your mom yells at you constantly to STOP cheering in the house! *You drive up to McDonalds and say, "I would like a #1, #1! Let's Go Comets!" in your cheerleading voice! *You put exclamation points at the end of everything you write!! |