| WILLIAM the BLOODY-Excerpts from Spike's new book of poetry! VAMP VERSES Posted by: SPIKESMYGOD - Mar 22, 2002, 4:34 PM Buffy, Buffy Let me count the ways You lift my nights And brighten my days Your staking of vamps And breaking their jaws How we kick da flava And you bruise my balls Willow, Willow With your hair so red The way you brought Buffy Back from the dead Though you can't really punch And never could kick Your magic is potent Though you stopped driving stick Xander, Xander So you're Buffy's loyal If life were an ass You'd be the boil Once I lose this chip You'll stop talkin' smack 'Cause I'll drain you dry And break your back Giles, Giles My lost British brother You look like my father But act like my mother If you weren't so stodgy Brittle & old You might not end up Always knocked out cold Angel, Angel With your hair so straight Because of that curse You have to masturbate With your doom and gloom You're so damn aloof That's why I call you The Great Big Poof Anya, Anya You're so rude & funny You'd sell your own child If you could make some money Once a strong demon With an endless life Now you won't even Be fat boy's wife Tara, Tara You make my heart flutter You're so kind & sweet In spite of your stutter You had to leave Willow So she could get better I'll throw you the bone If you take off your sweater Dawn, Dawn Like my own daughter I save you from vamps Protect you from slaughter I'd take you for a drive To see the fall leaves But you looted my crypt And stole my keys VAMP VERSES CONT. Posted by: SPIKESMYGOD - Mar 22, 2002, 4:42 PM Riley, Riley Your last name is Finn In the battle for Buffy It looks like I win You carry a gun Messages you decode If you went on Jeopardy Your head would explode Drusilla, Drusilla You said I was lazy At least I wasn't Stark ravin' crazy Now I love Buffy Her best friend's a witch If I see you again I'll stake you bitch Harmony, Harmony You were fun for a while You would pull down my pants And make me smile Though your lights may be dim You're still good for one thing Take off your clothes And make me go shwing Faith, Faith Though you're nuts as hell You climb my flagpole And I'll ring your bell Your hot sweaty body Is more than I can take You thought the Mayor was bad I'll show you a snake |