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Okay, sitting in my 4th period Government class, I actually thought of something interesting. According to my teacher, Ross Perot (the ear guy) spent nearly $63 million of his own money to run for president....twice. Now, since the Backstreet Boys have made (I believe) the Forbes list for the past year (**sidenote: They are the 2nd group in history to do this**), we know that they have the moeny to do it. Here are some other GOOD reasons why Nick, AJ, Brian, Kevin, and Howie should consider running.

o ISN'T IT TIME WE ELECT PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE TO OFFICE? AFTER ALL, WASN'T KEVIN CHOSEN AS ONE OF THE SEXIEST PEOPLE?
~~> THIS IS ONE WAY THE MEDIA WILL GAIN VIEWERS DURING PRESIDENTIAL
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o THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE KNOWN FOR SETTING STANDARDS WITHIN THE MUSIC WORLD....ISN'T IT TIME THEY SET STANDARDS POLITICALLY?

o THE BACKSTREET BOYS (which will now be referred to as Mr. Presidents) HAVE BROKEN ALL SORTS OF RECORDS...WHY NOT BREAK THE RECORD ON THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE RUNNING THIS COUNTRY?

o WE ALREADY HAD A PRESIDENT CARTER....IT'S IN NICK'S BLOOD!

o THEY'RE GOOD FOR AMERICA!

A. Capital Punishment
         o Locked in a roon with Lance Bass for an undetermined amount of time
            ---> No person shall be sent to "THE ROOM" unless the crime is severe.
         o Listening to Hanson for 24 hours straight
               * sidenote: the government will not pay for stay at a mental institution after
B. Labor Issues
         o People must attend a Backstreet Boys concert as a form of stress relief as required.
               --> for every additional concert you attend, you receive $25 tax cut.
C. Illegal Acts
         o Listening to Hanson for pleasure
                punishment: to THE ROOM for 3 days
         o Hurting a security guard
                 punishment: to THE ROOM for 10 days    OR
                                   3 days of listening to Hanson
         o Harming a BSB girlfriend/ wife
                punishment: to the room for 6 days     unless it is ManDUH
                                  in the case it is ManDUH, a medallion will be issued

****we all know that there needs to be an administration of programs...well, we here at JAZ-MUSIC are suggesting that these wonderful candidates should NOT be chosen for these particular fields, but rather in something more suitable to their specialties****

D. Administration of Programs
      o Education: Nick Carter
      o Public Speaking: Kevin Richardson
      o Abstinence/ Underage Drinking: AJ McLean