AJ Aww damn! They even followed us here!
Kevin AJ...man....let's...be...po..lite...and...go..and...
Nick Let's go play with them!
Kevin Shut..up....Nick,....let's...just...go...and....say....hi.
So all the Backstreet Boys go over to the N Syncers.
Brian Hello (pleasantly)
Joey Hi (staring with a blank look on his face)
Nick Do you wanna play some b-ball with us?
Aj&Kevin (under their breath) NICK!
Justin sure. We can whoop ya'll's asses.
Chris What are you saying? Shorty over there's nicknamed B-rok!
Justin And what? We could take 'em on! Joey is superman!
Kevin (to Howie) These...people...are...more....pathetic...than....we...thought
AJ (under his breath) if that's possible
So the Backstreet Boys and N Syncers play some ball, and some other sports, for hours.
JC Awww man! They cheated.
Brian Face it...y'all are just not good enough.
Lance We're good enough....we just, we just, we just let you win.
AJ Right- just like you "let us win" at the last 3 games we played, along with the few baseball
games, football, bowling, do I really need to go on?
Justin We just-
Nick (interrupting) suck!
AJ&Brian Yeah, Nick! (Kevin pats his back)
As the Backstreet Boys laugh, Lance begins to cry.
JC what happened?
Lance (pointing) they said we suck
Kevin (to AJ) pansy
Justin What you be callin him? You best not be sayin dat, or we be tearin' up yo hearts, and
beleive me, you won't want it dat way.
Kevin Oh...please....you....couldn't...put....up...a....fight
Chris (interrupting) Stop! Stop the torture! Don't speak anymore!
Brian Do you have a problem with my cousin speaking? Sure, he's slow but he's got a point.
Chris The Backstreet Boys don't have a point!
AJ What the hell? Without us you wouldn't have anyone to copy- to follow! Without us your
sorry excuse for a group would not exist!
JC We would too exist! In fact, we'd be 'Larger than Life'
Howie (under his breath) Yeah, especially with Joey
Joey I'm superman. I need nourishment
Chris Shut up, Joey
At this point, a beaming light illuminates the area over which N Sync and the Backstreet Boys are arguing. For about 3 seconds, no one notices.
Brian Guys! Wait a minute-stop arguing. What the heck is that?
Nick Maybe it's from a spaceship!
Kevin We...don't...have....time...for....your...crap,...Nick.
Nick But look!
Justin Hey man. I think Carter's gotta point.
Chris Justin? You okay man?
Justin Yeah- but look! There are lights!
Now Nick and Justin are staring up with their mouths open and Kevin and Chris are trying to get their youngest members out of awe. Suddenly the spacecraft is visible and all 10 guys are huddled together in fright.
JC Quick, let's go find a place to hide!
Brian Look! Over there! There's a ditch in the ground. We could probably all fit.
Chris What are we waiting for? Let's go!
So Brian, Lance, Chris, Nick, Kevin, Justin, AJ, Howie, and JC get in, but there is only a little space left, obviously not enough for Joey.
JC Sorry Joey. There's not room- you won't be able to fit.
Joey Don't leave me here all alone!
Kevin May...be...some...one...should...keep...him...company
Lance I'll go- Joey and I always have fun together in dark mysterious places (winking).
Howie Alright, take care bro (and shoots Lance a peace sign)
