The 7-Day Diary of a Mary-SueSorry, this was begging to be done.Disclaimer: I don't own Mozenrath, Aladdin or any other Disney characters featured here. |
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Day 1: Dear Diary, Today I met this wonderful young man. He is very good looking and seems quite taken by me. I have nowhere to go and he has begged me to live with him. I don't know why. Okay, I will. I can cook, clean, make him feel good about himself, and help him with any problems he has. I think I love him. Day 2: Dear Diary, Oh dear, the man has turned out to be evil. I wonder if I should convert him to good, or enjoy defeating his enemies, to his eternal gratitude. I like either way, but I, being perfect, am good, so I will convert him to good, and we shall make the world a better place. In other news, I made friends with his evil companion, who adores me. The animals in this area adore me as well. Indeed, the weather has cleared since I arrived. The young man seems more happy and friendly, as well. Day 3: Dear Diary, Today I converted him to good. It was not hard. I simply told him there was good in the world, and I wanted him to be a part of it. He agreed readily, while staring at my chest. I feel kind of flattered. After that, I set off to speak to his enemies. They assured me that they will do their best to be good friends with my young man. Everything is so happy! He told me he loved me, and just looked at me with those deep eyes of his. Day 4: Dear Diary, Today I had a fight with him and I cried. Later, I recovered to find him sitting alone in his room. I think he was sad, so we made up. We had his former enemies to dinner. They were very nice and kind. His sidekick makes a good waiter. I got to cook, and he complimented me on my cooking. I think we are soulmates. Day 5: Dear Diary, He proposed to me today. I think he is the one, so I said yes. It hurt me to say that we would have to evict his sidekick, though. I don't like having to do anything mean. Day 6: Dear Diary, The wedding is approaching. I am very scared. I worry that something will go wrong, but at the same time I know that everything will be perfect, just like he says I am. I am too modest to admit to that. Day 7: Dear Diary, The wedding was today. I wore the most perfect white dress and everyone said I was very beautiful. He said he loves me, and he kissed me. I look forward to the honeymoon immensely, and I think we will live happily ever after. |