Pocono Sentencing

By: Ashley M.

#8 team -> The car is charged with not co-operating with the driver. Co-operating with the drivers means you respect your driver and be nice. I sentence you to the grave. I'll dig the hole for you; you just need to go in. And I will bury you very deep in the ground. Blaney is charged with hitting a slower car instead of using patience. I sentence you to talk to Jeff Gordon about that; ask him about Michigan this year. The team is charged with not listening & helping your driver. To that you are arrested for your evil behavior and sentenced to change your behavior starting now. Last but not least, the driver is arrested for bein' two sweet at times when we demand no sweetness. In times when you are wrecked by someone under any circumstances, appologizing is not accepted. Even if you were slower than the one behind you; they should learn how to behave. You are sentenced to...well, we won't and you one since we're sure you suffered enough.

#20 -> Tony Stewart is charged with wrecking a fellow competitor however the charge is dropped due to his reasoning in his post-race comments.

#99 -> Carl Edwards is charged with wrecking a fellow competitor coming on pit road. This is more serious then wrecking a competitor on the track. We sentence you to future punishment from NASCAR.

All in all after today, we have handed out some penilties. But overall everyone will somehow be blamed for something this year. But we will have to say if Tony Stewart & Carl Edwards want to get their paws out on one another, I say go for it. I'll even sell tickets for that fight.

(R)The NASCAR Palace, July 24th 2006