2006 Martinsville
"What did you see out there Junior?"
"A Hole."
"What did it look like?"
"A Hole."

FROM RICHMOND FALL 2006 BUD TEAM RADIO CHATTER
Under a yellow flag period on lap 223, while running in the top-10, but the driver was unaware of the current state of the points among the drivers trying to get into the Chase for the Cup.
Dale Jr: (nervously) “Lemme know when I ain't gotta worry about the Chase no more.”
Tony Eury Jr. (crew chief): “OK, 10-4. You ain't gotta worry no more.”

FROM CHARLOTTE FALL 2006 BUD TEAM RADIO CHATTER
With the colder temperatures comes less perspiration. And with less perspiration comes, well, one less way for fluid to escape the body:
Dale Jr.: “How many laps is this race?”
Tony Jr.: “Three thirty-four.”
Dale Jr.: “I gotta p*$$ like hell!”
Tony Jr.: “Then goooooo!!!!”
Dale Jr.: “No, I’m gonna hold it. This is a brand new suit. You can thank me later.”

BUSCH - 2006 FORD 300
Dale Jr: We should pit for gas here. I'd like to start at the back. Didja hear that Tony Jr?
Eury Jr: Yeah. I can't recommend that.
Dale Jr: I case you didn't hear me, I think we should stop for gas. I wanna pass a buncha cars.
Richie Gilmore: There's five cars in front of you. Why don't you pass them?
Dale Jr: They're not as fun. I might pass one or two, but by the time I do that, the rest of 'em will get away. It's a lot more fun to star at the back and pass a buncha cars that are a lot slower.

2006 Ford 400
Dale Jr.: “Damn, they needed to turn the lights on sooner. I need headlights!”
Steve Hmiel (spotter): “Do you still have your tinted shield on?”
Dale Jr.: “Haha… oh yeah. Don’t tell anyone.”
Hmiel: “No worries, just between us boys.”
Dale Jr.: “Ha! That’s funny as hell!”