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You know you're no longer a kid when...

� Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more.
� Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.
� The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.
� Being bad is no longer cool.
� You have friends who have kids.
� Saturday mornings are for sleeping.
� You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.
� Your parents' jokes are now funny.
� You have once said, "Whatch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
� You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson's Thriller.
� Christmas starts to piss you off.
� You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, 'cause mom is not there to do your laundry anymore. � Two words: parachute pants
� Naps are good.
� Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.
� You no longer do the "pee pee" dance.
� You have onced deemed Space Invaders as "The best game ever".
� When you know that the machines in gas station bathrooms don't dispense balloons.
� When things go wrong, you can't just yell, "Do-over!"
� Playboy's Playmate of the month is younger than you.
� The only thing in your cereal box is...cereal.
� You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.
� Your idea of fun parties now include Chips 'n' Salsa and Snapple.
� You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.
� You WANT clothes for Christmas.
� You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.
� You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
� You've bought an albumn on vinyl.
� You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.
� You no longer do your Christmas shopping at Spencer's.
� Someone says, "My dad can beat up your dad", and you agree.
� Receiving mail is no longer fun.
� You actually choose to clean your room.
� Ten dollars is not a lot of money anymore.
� You own a garden hose.
� You have more than the front door key on your key chain.
� The music you grew up on is now bottled up on a three CD set and sold on an infomercial.
� Malls aren't fun anymore.
� The phone rings and you hope it's NOT for you.
� You watch the news.
� In the morning, you have to stand back 3 feet to take a whiz.
� You resemble Homer Simpson.
� You own jumper cables.
� You know what an "all-skate" is.
� You've ever worn Captain Marvel Underoos and yelled, "Shazam!"
� You pass up Toys-R-Us for a furniture store.
� You remember when Jordache jeans were cool.
� In your fifth grade class picture, you're wearing an Izod shirt with the collar up.
� You know, by heart, all the words to any "Weird Al" Yankovic song.
� The Brady Bunch movie brought back fond memories.
� You've debated the merits of Atari, IntelliVision and Colecovision.
� You remember when the houses on your street got cable.
� You remember when "alternative" music really was.
� You've taken a family trip the old way....in a station wagon.
� You learned grammar from Schoolhouse rock..."Conjunction-junction, what's your function?"
� (for guys) Your dream woman was once a toss-up between Linda Carter and Catherine Bach. (Wonder Woman and Daisy Duke)
� You've had Tab.
� "Wonder Twin powers, activate! Form of an iceberg, shape of a hawk!"
� You've used a rotary dial telephone.
� You actually believed that Mikey (of Life cereal fame) died after eating a whole packet of Pop Rocks and drinking a Coke.
� You catch yourself humming the theme from "The Greatest American Hero."
� You wonder how Michael Knight got that posh lifegaurding job.
� Jelly shoes are no longer high fashion.
� You've played pong.
� You know what an 8-track cassette looks like.
� You start wishing you are younger than you are, rather than older.
� Your old toys are now collectables.
� You have started a phone conversation with, "Hi, is your mom there?"
� You actually pick up dropped ice cubes rather than kicking them under the fridge.