| dear santa |
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| dont bother to bring your usual gifts,these days they dont bring me the slightest of lifts.ill even pass on a christmas w/snow.latest gizmos from ronco you can keep all jewelled bangles&balls.and even your cabbage patch dolls heres what our family this year places on order, for order for when u cross the border please read it and tuck it away in your sleeve then pull it out once again on xmas eve give us a shunt,that stays connected,and doesnt get infected may its flow not ever turn sluggish,nor its tubing get plugish.2 kidneys staying healthy would make us feel wealthy skin without sores from pressuire would give us so much pleasure can u make a spine that will stop curving,listen,i tell u,its really unnerving!a whole year without a single operation is what we need to feel jubilation.please put your elves right to work,inventing a ivp that dont hurt,a spinal cord that wont ever tether and a wheelchair that is light as a feather.can u put to rest all my suspicions,that our insurance wont cover pre-existing conditions and please help our doctors develop an appreciation,for our endless list of questions after question another thing i wish for around the clock,is a disabled parking space on every block.and while your at it wed like a vacation away that would last for atleast a week and a day away if u think theres entirely too much that we need,and it seems to u that were choke full of greed,actually when u get right down to it,any one of those above would just about do it! by marie deatherage-newsom |
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| THE BEST GIFTS EVER 1.GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL 2.F2 COSMETICS 3.MOVIE GOERS JOURNAL 4.MOULIN ROUGE MOVIE 5.LORD OF THE RIGS MOVIE 6.COPPOLA COLLECTION 7.ZONE DIET MEALS 8.CELEBRITY MIX TAPE 9.ANYTHING TO DO W/911 10.COWBOY HAT PORTABLE DVD PLAYER 11.ROLLER SNEAKERS 12.CELEB CALENDARS 13.KAREOKE MACHINE 14.DANCING GAMES 15.BOBBLE HEADS 16VINTAGE POSTERS 17.CLOTHS 18.ORNAMENTS 19MAKEUP 20.PERFUME/COLOGN 21.MUSIC/MOVIE GIFT CERTIFICATE |
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