dear  santa
dont bother to bring your usual gifts,these days they dont bring me the slightest of lifts.ill even pass on a christmas w/snow.latest gizmos from ronco you  can keep all jewelled bangles&balls.and even your cabbage patch dolls heres what our family this year places on order, for order for when u cross the border please read it and tuck it away in your sleeve then pull it out once again on xmas eve
give us a shunt,that stays connected,and doesnt get infected may its flow not ever turn sluggish,nor its tubing get plugish.2 kidneys staying healthy would make us feel wealthy skin without sores from pressuire would give us so much pleasure
can u make a spine that will stop curving,listen,i tell  u,its really unnerving!a whole year without a single operation is what we need to feel jubilation.please put your elves right to work,inventing a ivp that dont hurt,a spinal cord that wont ever tether and a wheelchair  that  is light as a feather.can u put to rest all my suspicions,that our insurance wont cover pre-existing conditions and please help our doctors develop an appreciation,for our endless list of questions after question
another thing i wish for around the clock,is a disabled parking space on every block.and while your at it  wed like a  vacation away that would last for atleast a week and a day away if u think theres entirely  too much that we need,and it seems to u that were choke full of greed,actually when u  get right down to it,any one of those  above would just about do it! by marie deatherage-newsom
THE BEST GIFTS EVER

1.GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL
2.F2 COSMETICS
3.MOVIE GOERS JOURNAL
4.MOULIN ROUGE MOVIE
5.LORD OF THE RIGS MOVIE
6.COPPOLA COLLECTION
7.ZONE DIET MEALS
8.CELEBRITY MIX TAPE
9.ANYTHING TO DO W/911
10.COWBOY HAT
PORTABLE DVD PLAYER
11.ROLLER SNEAKERS
12.CELEB CALENDARS
13.KAREOKE MACHINE
14.DANCING GAMES
15.BOBBLE HEADS
16VINTAGE POSTERS
17.CLOTHS
18.ORNAMENTS
19MAKEUP
20.PERFUME/COLOGN
21.MUSIC/MOVIE GIFT CERTIFICATE
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