THE SHINNING
MOTHMAN PROPHESIES
OMEN
EXORCIST
BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
FRIDAY THE 13TH
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
HOLLOWEEN
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
SCREAM
13 GHOSTS
CHILREN OF THE CORN
PSYCHO
WISHMASTER
HELLRAISER
POLTERGIEST
THE OTHERS
1.never read a book of demon summonings aloud not even as a joke
2.do not search the basement especially if the power has just gone out
3.if the children speak to u in latin or any otherf language which they should not know run dont walk to your local exorcists
4.as a general rule dont solve puzzles that open the portal to hell
5.if appliances move by themselves move out!
6.beware of any devices made from deceased companions
7.do not go investigate a strange noise by yourself
8.never say youll be right back b/c u wont
JAWS
LAKE PLACID
I WAS WORKING IN THE LAB,LATE ONE NIGHT
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD A EIRIE SIGHT,
FOR MY MONSTER FROM THE DLAB BEBAN YO RISE
AND SUDDENLY TO MY EYES SURPRISE
HE DID THE MASH
FROM MY LABORTORY IN THE CASTLE EAST
TO MY MASTER BEDROOM,WHERE THE VAMPIRES FEAST
THE GHOULS ALL CAME FROM THEIR HUMBLE ABODE,
TO GET A JOLT FROM MY ELECTRODES
THEY DID THE MASH
THE ZOMBIES WERE HAVING FUN,THE PARTY HAD JUST BEGUN
THE GUEST INCLUDED WOLFMAN,DRACULA AND HIS SON
THE SCENE WAS ROCKING,ALL WERE DIGGING THE SOUND
IGOR ON CHAINS,BACKED BY HIS BABE HOUNDS.
THE COFFIN BAGGERS,WERE ABOUT
TO ARRIVE WITH THEIR VOCAL GROUP,THE CRYPT KICKER FIVE
THEY PLAYED THE MASH
OUT FROM HIS COFFIN,DRAC'S VOICE DID RING
SEEMS HE WAS TROUBLED BY JUST ONE THING
HE OPENED THE LID SND SHOOK HIST FIST,AND SAID''WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE TRANSYLVANIA TWIST!''
ITS NOW THE MASH
NOW EVERYTHINGS COOL DRAC'S PART IN THE BAND,
AND MY MONSTER MASH IS A HIT OF THE LAND
FOR THE LIVING,THIS MASH WAS MEANT TOO
WHEN U GET TO MY DOOR,TELL THEM BORIS SENT U!
THEN U CAN MASH
HOLLOWEEN IS ONE OF THE OLDEST HOLIDAYS WITH ORIGINS GOING BACK THOUSANDS OF YEARS.THE HOLIDAY WE KNOW AS HOLLOWEEN HAS HAD MANY INFLUENCES FROM MANY CULTURES OVER THE CENTURIES.FROM THE ROMANS POMONA DAY,THE CELTIC FESTIVAL OF SAMHAIN,TO THE CHRISTIAN HOLIDAYS ALL SAINTS AND ALL SOULS DAY
HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO IN WHAT IS NOW GREAT BRITIAN AND NORTHERN FRANCE,LIVED THE CELTS.THE CELTS WORSHIPPED NATURE AND MANY GODS,WITH THE SUN GOD AS THEIR FAVORITE.IT WAS ''HE'' WHO COMMANDED THEIR WORK AND THEIR REST TIMES,AND WHO MADE THE EARTH BEAUTIFUL AND CROPS ROW.THE CELTS CELEBRATED THEIR NEW YEARS ON NOVEMBER 1ST IT WAS CELEBRATED EVERY YEAR. WITH A FESTIVAL AND MARKED THE END OF THE ''SEASON OF THE SUN''AND THE BEGINING OF''THE SEASON OF DARKNESS AND COLD''ON OCTOBER 31ST AFTER CROPS WERE ALL HARVESTED AND STORED FOR A LONG WINTER THE COOKING FIRES IN THE HOMES WOULD BE EXTINGUISHED.THE DRUIDS,THECELTICS PRIEST WOULD MET IN THE HILLTOP IN THE DARK OAK FOREST.THE DRUIDS WOULD LIGHT NEW FIRES AND OFFER SACRIFICES OF CROPS AND ANIMALS.AS THEY DANCED AROUND THE FIRES THE SEASON OF THE SUN PASSED AND THE SEASON OF DARKNESS BEGAN.WHEN THE MORNING ARRIVED THE DRUIDS WOULD GIVE AN EMBER FROM THEIR FIRES TO EACH FAMILY WHO WOULD THEN TAKE THEM HOME TO START NEW COOKING FIRES.THESE FIRES WOULD KEEP THE HOMES WARM AND FREE FROM EVIL SPIRITS.THE NOVEMBER 1ST FESTIVAL WAS CALLED SAMHAIN THE FESTIVAL WOULD LAST FOR 3 DAYS.MANY PEOPLE WOULD PARADE IN COSTUMES MADE FROM THE SKINS AND HEADS OF THEIR ANIMALS THIS FESTIVAL WOULD BECOME THE FIRST HOLLOWEEN DURING THE FIRST CENTURY THE ROMANS INVADED BRITIAN THEY BROUGHT WITH THEM MANY OF THEIR FESTIVALS AND COSTUMES.ONE OF THESE WAS THE FESTIVAL KNOWN AS POMONA DAY NAMED FOR THEIR GODDESS OF FRUITS AND GARDENS.IT WAS ALSO CELEBRATED AROUND THE 1ST OF NOVEMBER.AFTER HUNDREDS OF YEARS OF ROMAN POMONA DAY MIXED BECOMING 1 MAJOR FALL HOLIDAY.THE NEXT INFLUENCES CAME WITH THE SPREAD OF THE NEW CHRISTIAN RELIGION THROUGHOUT EUROPE AND BRITIAN.IN THE YEAR 835 AD THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH WOULD MAKE NOVEMBER 1ST A CHURCH HOLIDAY TO HONOR ALL THE SAINTS THIS DAY WAS CALLED ALL SAINTS DAY OR HOLLOWMAS OR ALL HALLOWS.YEARS LATER THE CHURCH WOULD MAKE NOVEMBER 2ND THE HOLY DAY IT WAS CALLED ALL SOULS DAY AND WAS TO HONOR THE DEAD IT WAS CELEBRATED WITH BONFIRES,PRADES,AND PEOPLE DRESSING UP AS SAINTS ANGELS AND DEVILS.BUT THE SPREAD OF CHRISTIANANITY DIDNT MAKE PEOPLE FORGET THEIR EARLY CUSTOMS.ON THE EVE OF ALL HALLOWS-OCTOBER 31 PEOPLE CONTINUED TO CELEBRATE THE FESTIVALS OF SAMHAIN AND POMONA DAY OVER THE YEARS THE CUSTOMS FROM THESE HOLIDAYS MIXED OCTOBER 31ST BECAME KNOWN AS ALL HALLOW EVEN EVENTUALLY ALL HALLOWS EVE,HALOWE'EN AND THEN HOLLOWEEN!THE HOLLOWEEN CELEBRATED TODAY INCLUDES ALL OF THESE INFLUENCES POMONA DAYS APPLES NUTS AND HARVEST THE FESTIVAL OF SAMHAIN BLACK CATS MAGIC EVIL SPIRITS AND DEATH AND THE GHOSTS SKELETONS AND SKULLS FROM ALL SAINTS DAY AND ALL SOULS DAY
1.u get winded when u knock on the door
2.u have someone to chew your candy 4 u
3.u ask for high fiber candy
when someone drops a candy bar in your bag u lose your balance and fall over
4.people compliment u on your keith richards mask when your not wearing one
5.when the door opens u say trick or.. and u cant remember the rest
6.by the end of the night u have a bag of restraining orders
7.u have to choose a costume that wont misplace your hair piece
8.your the only power ranger with a walker
9.when u go out trick or treating u avoid houses where your ex wives live
10.u only get half way down the block b/c your legs can only go that far
