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| FOR THOUSAND OF YEARS,MEN HAVE TRIED TO UNDERSTAND THE RULES WHEN DEALING WITH WOMEN. FINALLY,THIS MERIT/DEMERIT GUIDE WILL HELP YOU TO UNDERSTAND JUST HOW IT WORKS.REMEMBER,IN THE WORLD OF ROMANCE,ONE SINGLE RULE APPLIES;MAKE THE WOMAN HHAPPY.DO SOMETHING SHE LIKES,AND GET POINTS.DO SOMETHING SHE DISLIKES AND POINTS ARE SUBTRACTED.U DONT GET ANY POINTS FOR SOMETHING SHE EXPECTS. GUIDE TO POINT SYSTEM SIMPLE DUTIES U MAKE THE BED +1 U MAKE THE BED BUT FORGETT TO PUT THE DECRATIVE PILLOWS 0 U THROW THE BEDSPREAD OVER RUMBLED SHEETS -1 U LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP-5 U REPLACE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL WHEN ITS EMPTY 0 WHEN THE TOILET PAPER IS OUT U RESORT TO KLEENEX -1 U GO OUT TO BUY HER EXTRA-LIGHT PANTY LINERS WITH WINGS + IN THE SNOW +8 U CHECK OUT A SUSPICIOUS NOISE AND ITS SOMETHING +5 A NIGHT OUT WITTH THE BOYS GO WITH A PAL 0 THE PAL IS HAPPILY MARRIED +1 THE PAL IS SINGLE -7 HE DRIVES A FERRARI -10 W/LICENSE PLATE THAT SAYS GR8 NBED -15 A NIGHT OUT W/HER U GO TO THE MOVIES+2 U GO TO A MOVIE SHE LIKES+4 U TAKE HER TO A MOVIE U HATE +6 U TAKE HER TO A MOVIE U LIKE -2 YOUR PHYSIQUE U HAVE A BIG POT BELLY -15 U HAVE A POT BELLY BUT GO EXERCISE TO GET RID OF IT +10 U HAVE A POT BELLY AND RESORT TO LOOSE JEANS AND HAWAIIAN SHIRTS -30 THE BIG QUESTION SHE ASKS IF THIS DRESS MAKES ME LOOK FAT U HESITATE IN ASWERING -10 YOU SAY WHERE -35 COMMUNICATION WHEN SHE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT A PROBLEM U LISTEN FOR 30 MINUTES +5 U RELATE SIMILAR EXPERIENCE +50 YOU LET YOUR MIND WONDER -50 U LISTEN FOR MORE THAN 30 MINUTES W/OUT LOOKING AT TV SHE REALIZES ITS B/C U FELL ASLEEP -200 |
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