2.ONLY IN AMERICA....ARE HANDICAPPED PARKING PLACES INFRONT OF SKATING RINK
3.ONLY IN AMERICA....DO DRUGSTORES MAKE A SICK PEOPLE WALK ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK OF THE STORE TO GET THERE PRESCRIPTIONS WHILE HEALTHY PEOPLE CAN BUY CIGARETTES INFRONT
4.ONLY IN AMERICA...DO PEOPLE ORDER DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS,LARGE FRIES,AND A DIET COKE
5.ONLY IN AMERICA...DO BANKS LEAVE BOTH DOORS OPEN AND THEN CHAIN THE PENS TO THE COUNTERS
6.ONLY IN AMERICA...DO WE LEAVE CARS WORTH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THE DDRIVEWAY AND PUT OUR USELESS JUNK IN THE GARAGE
7.ONLY IN AMERICA... DO WE BUY PACKAGES OF TEN HOT DOGS AND A PACKAGE OF 8 BUNS
8.ONLY IN AMERICA... DO WE USE THE WORD POLITICS TO DESCRIBE THE PROCESS SO WELL;POLI IN LATIN MEANING MANY AND TICS MEANING BLOODSUCKING CREATURES
EVER WONDER
WHY THE SUN LIGHTENS OUR HAIR BUT DARKENS ARE SKIN
WHY DONT U EVER SEE THE HEADLINES PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY''
WHY IS ABBREVIATED SUCH A LONG WORD
WHY DO DOCTORS CALL WHAT THEY DO PRACTICE
WHY IS LEMON JUICE MADE WITH ARTIFIAL FLAVOR AND DISHWASHING LIQUID MADE WITH REAL LEMONS
WHY IS THE MAN WHO INVEST ALL YOUR MONEY CALLED A BROKER
WHY IS THE TIME OF DAY WITH THE SLOWEST TRAFFIC CALLED RUSH HOUR
WHEN DOG FOOD IS NEW AND IMPROVED TESTING,WHO TESTS IT
WHY DO THEY STERILIZE LETHAL INJECTIONS
WHY ARE THEY CALLED APARTMENTS WHEN THEY ARE ALL STUCK TOGETHER
IF FLYING IS SO SAFE,WHY DO THEY CALL THE AIRPORT THE TERMINAL