-SOMTIMES WE ARE NOT THINKING OF U DEAL WITH IT
-SUNDAY=SPORTS ITS LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES
-DONT EVER CUT YOUR HAIR LONG HAIR IS ALWAYS MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN SHORT HAIR
-SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT
-CRYING IS BLACKMAIL
-ASK FOR WHAT U WANT WE ARE NOT MIND READERS
-WE DONT REMEMBER DATES-U HAVE TO REMIND US
-YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERYTHING
-COME TO US ONLY IF U WANT HELP SOLVING A PROBLEM BUT GO TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS IF U WANT SYMPATHY
-ANYTHING WE SAID SIX MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT IN FACT ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS
-DONT ASK US IF U THINK U R FAT YOUR ASKING FOR TROUBLE
-IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED 2 WAYS AND ONE WAY MAKES U SAD AND ANGRY WE MEAN IT THE OTHER WAY
-IF U HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING WHILE WE R WATCHING TV WAIT TILL COMMERCIAL
-CHRISTOPHER COLOBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS NEITHER DO WE
--WE ARE NOT MIND READERS AND WILL NEVER BE
-IF WE ASK IF SOMETHINGS WRONG AND U SAY NOTHING THEN DONT EXPECT US TO KNOW THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY WRONG
-DONT ASK A QUESTION U DONT WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH TO
--I AM IN SHAPE ROUND IS A SHAPE