2.I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS BUT I BET ITS HARD TO PRONOUNCE
3.HOW ABOUT NEVER?IS NEVER GOOD FOR U?
4.I SEE U SET ASIDE THE SPECIAL TIME TO HUMILIATE YOURSELF IN PUBLIC.
5.IM REALLY EASY TO GET ALONG WITH ONCE U PEOPLE LAERN HOW TO WORSHIP ME
6.ILL TRY TO BE NICER IF YOULL TRY TO BE SMARTER
7.IM OUT OF MY MIND BUT FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE
8.I DONT WORK HERE IM A CONSULTANT
9.IT SOUNDS LIKE ENGLISH BUT I CANT UNDERSTAND A WORD YOUR SAYING
10.I CAN SEE YOUR POINT,BUT I STILL THINK YOUR FULL OF SHIT
11.I LIKE U!U REMIND ME OF WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID
12.I HAVE PLENTY OF TALENT AND VISION. I JUST DONT GIVE A DAMN
13.IM ALREADY VISUALIZING THE DUCT TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH
14.I WILL ALWAYS CHERISH THE INITIAL MISCONCEPTIONS I HAD ABOUT YOU
15.WHAT AM I?FLYPAPER FOR FREAKS!
16.IM NOT RUDE YOUR JUST INSIGNIFICANT.
17.YES,IM A AGENT OF SATAN,BUT MY DUTIES ARE LARGELY CEREMONIAL.
18.TIME TO UP THE MEDICATION
19.AND YOUR CRYBABY WHINY BUT OPINION WOULD BE!
20.YOU!...OFF MY PLANET
21.ERORS HAVE BEEN MADE.OTHERS WILL BE BLAMED
22.PBS MIND IN AN MTV WORLD
23.WHATEVER LOOK U WERE GOING FOR YOU MISSED.
24.NOT ALL MEN ARE ANNOYING SOME ARE DEAD
25.IM TRYING TO IMAGINE U WITH A PERSONALITY
26.A CUCIBLE IS JUST A PADDED CELL W/O DOOR
27.STRESS IS WHEN U WAKE UP SCREAMING AND U REALIZE U HAVENT FALEN ASLEEP
28.TOO MANY FREAKS NOT ENOUGH CIRCUSES
29.NICE PERFUME MUST U MARINATE IN IT?
30.CHAOS,PANIC,&DISORDER MY WORK HERE IS DONE
31.IF I TROW A STICK WILL U LEAVE?
POLITICALLY CORRECT
HE DOES NOT HAVE A BEER GUT
HE HAS DEVELOPED A LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
HE IS NOT A BAD DANCER
HE IS OVERLY CAUCASIAN
HE DOES NOT GET LOST ALL THE TIME
HE INVESTIGATES ALL ALTERNATE DESTINATIONS
HE IS NOT BALDING
HE IS IN FOLLICLE REGRESSION
HE IS NOT A CRADLE ROBBER
HE PREFERS GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
HE DOES NOT GET FALLING DOWN DRUNK
HE BECOMES ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
HE DOES NOT ACT LIKE A TOTAL ASS
HE DEVELOPES A CASE OF RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION
HES NOT A SEX MACHINE
HES ROMATICALLY AUTOMATED
HE IS NOT A MALE CHAUVINISTIC PIG
HE HAS SWINE EMPATHY
HE DOES NOT UNDRESS U WITH HIS EYES
HE HAS AN INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENT
HES NOT AFRAID OF COMMITMENT
HES MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
SEX IS EVIL FORGET
EVIL IS SIN FORGET THE YEAR
SINS ARE FORGIVEN FORGET THE PAST
SO LETS BEGIN FORGET ME AND
BY TERESA REEVE ILL KICK YOUR ASS!
LIFE IS A DICK which kind of condom would u use!
SO FUCK IT nike condom-just do it!
BY JEN toyota condom-oh what a feeling
diet pepsi-u got the right one baby
pringles-once u pop u cant stop
GOD CREATED DINOSOURS ford-the best never rest
GOD DESTROYED DINOSOURS chevy-like a rock
GOD CREATED MAN new york lotto-cause hey u never know
MAN DESTROYES GOD california lotto-whos next
MAN CREATED DINOSOURS avis-trying harder than ever
DINOSOURS DESTROY MAN kfc-finger licking good
WOMEN INHERIT THE EARTH coco cola always the real thing
JURRASSIC PARK lays--betcha just cant have just one
campells soup-mmm mmm good
at&t-reach out and touch someone
bounty-the quicker picker upper
energizer-it keeps on ging and going